I want to thank Rep Akin

[magical thyme]

I never knew about legitimate rape shutting down a woman's reproduction. We didn't learn that in school.

Tomorrow I'm going to make a cost-cutting suggestion at the hospital where I work. Instead of pregnancy tests for all women who were raped, I'm going to suggest testing only illegitimate rape victims. I expect they can test for legitimacy by lie detector, pushing some of our expenses back onto the police force.

Hey, maybe I'll get a promotion for this!

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Good one

problem is to some of our Republicans this might be taken seriously.

[orpupilofnature57]

2. This is Billy Beer .