Ooh, that was quick! What happened to Akin???
Me and D were wondering what happened to Akin. There one minute, gone the next! POOF!
D: Aw shit. Akin just said he's dropping out. They probably showed him the pit of despair.
Me: Kicked by the Big Foot of Fate! Dat's gotta hoit!
Me: Akin, exiting stage left: "OH, my AKIN sacroiliac! Ha-cha-CHA!"
Me: "Yessirree, DAT was LEGITIMATE!"
D: Seriously, I wonder what they had to do to get him out before the deadline. Rove pulled all his ad funding before Akin made his "fight on" speech.
Me: They told him they'd fuck up his entire family, including all ancestors who died in the last 100 years. What's the big deal? What do you want? A horse head in a bed? All covered in red?
Me: He had a visit with The Cowboy.
D: No shit.
Me: Ned Beatty went to him and explained how things REALLY work.
Me: All fuckin' three. He woke up in a bed covered in red, with a horse head, The Cowboy, and Ned. (rofl)