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ck4829

(35,094 posts) Wed Jan 23, 2019, 10:27 AM Jan 2019

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This wall is quickly becoming a very disturbing glassy-eyed utopianism

The wall... will stop all the drugs. The wall... will give us sovereignty never imagined. The wall... will stop all the crime. The wall... will mean everyone will have jobs. The wall... will stop the other. The wall... will keep us safe. The wall... love the wall. The wall... loves you. The wall... the wall... the wall...

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This wall is quickly becoming a very disturbing glassy-eyed utopianism (Original Post) ck4829 Jan 2019 OP

Things WALL might be able to do underpants Jan 2019 #1

The wall ALBliberal Jan 2019 #6

Is WALL right for you? chwaliszewski Jan 2019 #10

✅ underpants Jan 2019 #11

If you experience a WALL for more than 4 hours... LakeSuperiorView Jan 2019 #27

... defacto7 Jan 2019 #29

Let us never forget... billpolonsky Jan 2019 #22

LOL underpants Jan 2019 #23

Almost forgot this one. billpolonsky Jan 2019 #28

Damn! I was just going to post that. FiveGoodMen Jan 2019 #34

Yep. Zoonart Jan 2019 #2

PRAY FOR WALL jcgoldie Jan 2019 #3

it's a fantasy solution for jerks who feel entitled and can't accept the inevitability of progress. unblock Jan 2019 #4

I won't support it until it can clean my toilets. Pacifist Patriot Jan 2019 #5

I won't support it unless its IN my toilet being flushed with the rest of Trump's plans...(n/t) Moostache Jan 2019 #8

The wall... Was supposed to be paid for by Mexico. Blue_Tires Jan 2019 #7

The Wall Is God defacto7 Jan 2019 #9

We're rushing into some Fallout / Max Max scenario all wrong ck4829 Jan 2019 #25

How can the wall keep out crime Scarsdale Jan 2019 #12

Maybe I'm old fashioned Corgigal Jan 2019 #13

Would you let your daughter date the wall? B Stieg Jan 2019 #14

"... The Waaaall ..." muriel_volestrangler Jan 2019 #15

I will admit it. I was thinking of this. ck4829 Jan 2019 #16

The wall is tRump bullshit from start to finish. usaf-vet Jan 2019 #17

Cambridge Analytica came up with "the wall" idea for tRumps campaign mastermind Jan 2019 #20

A vast right wing conspiracy! usaf-vet Jan 2019 #21

Every cult needs a mantra MrScorpio Jan 2019 #18

It's More Magical Thinking dlk Jan 2019 #19

tRumps magical wall does everything, It slices!! It dices!, minces, and more! nt elmac Jan 2019 #24

but does it make Julienne fries? defacto7 Jan 2019 #30

I kinda miss those commercials elmac Jan 2019 #32

Ronco.... hahaa defacto7 Jan 2019 #33

I'm hoping the Wall will The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2019 #26

Wall can divide by zero defacto7 Jan 2019 #31

underpants

(182,957 posts)

1. Things WALL might be able to do

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 10:35 AM

Jan 2019

Correct your slice and help with your short game
Remove static in the dryer
Help you get a date
Snake out hair from your shower drain
Do your taxes
Etc.

ALBliberal

(2,349 posts)

6. The wall

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 11:54 AM

Jan 2019

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chwaliszewski

(1,514 posts)

10. Is WALL right for you?

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:05 PM

Jan 2019

It could help you...
Eliminate the need for Lasik eye surgery
Become your personal designated driver
Get you a hefty raise at your current job
Help you remove those stubborn rust stains around the tub
Lower your bad cholesterol
Increase your gas mileage
Make ED a thing of the past.

Get your WALL™ today!

underpants

(182,957 posts)

11. ✅

Reply to chwaliszewski (Reply #10)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:06 PM

Jan 2019

LakeSuperiorView

(1,533 posts)

27. If you experience a WALL for more than 4 hours...

Reply to chwaliszewski (Reply #10)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:30 PM

Jan 2019

defacto7

(13,485 posts)

29. ...

Reply to LakeSuperiorView (Reply #27)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:42 PM

Jan 2019

billpolonsky

(270 posts)

22. Let us never forget...

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:03 PM

Jan 2019

The heartbreak of psoriasis....

underpants

(182,957 posts)

23. LOL

Reply to billpolonsky (Reply #22)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:04 PM

Jan 2019

billpolonsky

(270 posts)

28. Almost forgot this one.

Reply to underpants (Reply #23)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:30 PM

Jan 2019

Enjoy.

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FiveGoodMen

(20,018 posts)

34. Damn! I was just going to post that.

Reply to billpolonsky (Reply #28)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 07:14 PM

Jan 2019

Zoonart

(11,887 posts)

2. Yep.

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 10:39 AM

Jan 2019

jcgoldie

(11,656 posts)

3. PRAY FOR WALL

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 10:42 AM

Jan 2019

I'd wager that douchebag never prayed in his life.

unblock

(52,392 posts)

4. it's a fantasy solution for jerks who feel entitled and can't accept the inevitability of progress.

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 10:45 AM

Jan 2019

dawn is setting on the days of white men being able to assert dominance over women and minorities.

change is inevitable, we will make progress, though the road may be bumpy.

there is no "solution" to this "problem", but those who can't deal with the change crave one, so donnie is offering up a fictitious one. he's a con man, so it doesn't bother him in the least if the "solution" is completely fake.

Pacifist Patriot

(24,654 posts)

5. I won't support it until it can clean my toilets.

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 10:46 AM

Jan 2019

Moostache

(9,897 posts)

8. I won't support it unless its IN my toilet being flushed with the rest of Trump's plans...(n/t)

Reply to Pacifist Patriot (Reply #5)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 11:59 AM

Jan 2019

Blue_Tires

(55,445 posts)

7. The wall... Was supposed to be paid for by Mexico.

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 11:58 AM

Jan 2019

defacto7

(13,485 posts)

9. The Wall Is God

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:04 PM

Jan 2019

What can wash away my sins? Nothing but the Wall of Jesus.

ck4829

(35,094 posts)

25. We're rushing into some Fallout / Max Max scenario all wrong

Reply to defacto7 (Reply #9)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:15 PM

Jan 2019

People are supposed to worship the one unexploded nuke / Mount Rushmore / giant computer / wall AFTER the world ends, not BEFORE.

Scarsdale

(9,426 posts)

12. How can the wall keep out crime

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:07 PM

Jan 2019

since the tRump family and the gop will be on THIS side of it? The only people who will benefit will be the Russian oligarch steel magnate, and tRump. I wonder how much HIS cut will be of those BILLIONS in US taxpayer money?

Corgigal

(9,291 posts)

13. Maybe I'm old fashioned

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:10 PM

Jan 2019

but I rather have the Coast Guard, Air Traffic Controllers and the FBI...NOW.

Border Patrol probably would like some money to get lunch today.

B Stieg

(2,410 posts)

14. Would you let your daughter date the wall?

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:12 PM

Jan 2019

Not if it's tRumps'!

muriel_volestrangler

(101,391 posts)

15. "... The Waaaall ..."

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:18 PM

Jan 2019

(well, almost)

ck4829

(35,094 posts)

16. I will admit it. I was thinking of this.

Reply to muriel_volestrangler (Reply #15)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:19 PM

Jan 2019

usaf-vet

(6,221 posts)

17. The wall is tRump bullshit from start to finish.

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:42 PM

Jan 2019

mastermind

(229 posts)

20. Cambridge Analytica came up with "the wall" idea for tRumps campaign

Reply to usaf-vet (Reply #17)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:56 PM

Jan 2019

tRump thought it was a bad idea until he tried it out at a rally and the tRumpsters loved it. They also came up with "lock her up". and we now know Cambridge Analytica has ties to putin.

usaf-vet

(6,221 posts)

21. A vast right wing conspiracy!

Reply to mastermind (Reply #20)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:01 PM

Jan 2019

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)

18. Every cult needs a mantra

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:45 PM

Jan 2019

Trump’s cult has its wall.

dlk

(11,585 posts)

19. It's More Magical Thinking

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 12:48 PM

Jan 2019

elmac

(4,642 posts)

24. tRumps magical wall does everything, It slices!! It dices!, minces, and more! nt

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:13 PM

Jan 2019

defacto7

(13,485 posts)

30. but does it make Julienne fries?

Reply to elmac (Reply #24)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:46 PM

Jan 2019

elmac

(4,642 posts)

32. I kinda miss those commercials

Reply to defacto7 (Reply #30)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 03:13 PM

Jan 2019

and don't even get me started on the ronco pocket fisherman

defacto7

(13,485 posts)

33. Ronco.... hahaa

Reply to elmac (Reply #32)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 04:44 PM

Jan 2019

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,909 posts)

26. I'm hoping the Wall will

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:19 PM

Jan 2019

get the cat toys out from under the refrigerator
help me lose a little weight
fix the potholes in my street
make my next-door neighbor stop blowing his leaves into my yard every fall
get my deck painted

The Wall will fix everything. Praises be to the Wall.

defacto7

(13,485 posts)

31. Wall can divide by zero

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 01:51 PM

Jan 2019

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