Republicans: Test Your Knowledge of Women!

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Source: The Nation

Republicans: Do your friends make fun of you for your shameful lack of awareness on women’s issues? Have to vote on a bill that will legislate uteruses but not quite sure you know what that word means? Well, look no further—this quiz will help hone your lady-legislating skills with expert knowledge from your peers. Remember to use a number-two pencil, and no looking at your neighbor’s paper.

1. What is rape?

a. A “forcible” assault. Minors, incest victims and date-rape victims need not apply.

b. A figment of women’s imagination.

c. “The violation of a chaste woman, against her will, by some party not her spouse.”

d. Something that happens to drunk sluts.


2. What do we know about pregnancy that occurs after a rape?

a. It’s a God-given gift. Enjoy!

b. No such thing. The vagina employs bio-bouncers that will “shut that whole thing down.”

c. Impossible, because “the juices don’t flow.”

d. Trick question. There’s no such thing as rape. Duh.

Read more: http://www.thenation.com/blog/169461/republicans-test-your-knowledge-women

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1. My magic uterus and I

laughed until we cried!

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2. My bio-bouncers did as well.