Fun new game: Troll the Tampa Craigslist ads

[Capt. Obvious]

Punch in "Convention" - search personals

And voila! Lots of ads from Republicans in town seeking sex of various kinds. Some even admit to being married.

Start blasting out responses and see if any of the replies come back with .gov in the email address.

[LTR]

1. This one is really weird

And no, I'm not talking about the 58 year-old woman with the (ahem) oral fixation.

This one is a bit bizarre:

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cas/3217256672.html

(WM 22-28) and Car Wanted 8/29-8/30 - m4m - 50 (Tampa Area)
Date: 2012-08-20, 10:01AM EDT

Need Extra $ ? Quality Driver sane, sober and alcohol free during duration needed August 29 and 30.

Fortune 500 company affiliated 50 yo executive seeks a car and driver for 24 hours in Tampa/ St. Pete area. Arrive airport noonish 8/29. Need to be picked up taken to Clearwater Beach area for several hours. Then driven to Largo Florida to hotel to check in / leave luggage. Then driven to Ybor City for dinner. (Dinner provided for driver). Return to hotel in Largo (Driver spends night) - - Leave Largo hotel noonish to go to Tampa Airport for departure.

Will discuss compensation and reimbursement for the 24 hour duration. To expedite this send picture, age stats and e-mail and or phone # for text or call. This is a legitimate ad by someone does not want to rent a car during the Republican Convention, do not want to rely on cabs and apparently limousine and car services are overbooked.

Again send pic, age, stats -- financial needs and e-mail and/or phone # for text or call. Dependability, honesty, energy and attractiveness a must.



Here's the search link:


http://tampa.craigslist.org/search/cas/hil?query=Convention&srchType=A&minAsk=&maxAsk=

[flamingdem]

2. I hope they pay well with all those requirements

Age and "stats" like bra or member size or what?

[Capt. Obvious]

3. There are some good ones in there

The ones that include the word, "discreet" are usually the good ones