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[Glamrock]

So, Comrade Combover makes this statement today...

"Considering that we have done more than any Administration in the first two years, this should be easy."

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Really. You've got to be fucking kidding!

I suppose if you're borderline illiterate and redlining the narcissistic spectrum, then yeah, you've done more in the first two years than any of the 44 before you. And who are these people? We've had accomplished Senators and Governors. We've had presidents who have saved this country from civil wars and nation ending depressions. Weve had Rhodes Scholars and editors of the fucking Harvard law review. We've had Generals who won a revolutionary war, a civil war, and WWII. We had a goddamn president that was so popular he won 4 fucking elections!

And then there's you. A man born with a silver spoon. A man born with enough priveledge and money that no matter how big you fail, you still come out ahead. Let's take a look at your business acumen shall we? Trump steak. Fail. Trump Vodka. Fail. Trump magazine. Fail. Trump airlines. Fail. Trump casino. Fail. Are you fucking kidding me? Really, man? Really? You failed at a business where people just show up and give you money for nothing in return but a place to spend time? And you're gonna tell me what a successful businessman you are? You're a failure. Period. The only success you've had is money laundering for the worst of our species. And you're proud of that? What the fuck is wrong witchoo? But, I digress.

Back to the point. We've had presidents who've ended the inhumanity of slavery, made us a nation, maintained a nation through a civil war, defeated Nazis, brought down communism (not just one president, mind you. Reagan didn't do it alone. He just had the luck of having it happen on his watch.), gave us Social Security, the New deal, the Great Society, the right of gays to serve in the military, unemployment insurance, OSHA, Medicare, Medicaid, public housing, etc., etc, et fucking cetera.

And what has been accomplished under your "leadership"? Let's see. You put this country 1.7 trillion dollars in debt so you could save money in taxes. Really, your only accomplishment. You've taken credit for two supreme court justices, when one was stolen by a craven douchebag (I.E. McConnel) and one has been accused of rape or attempted rape by multiple women. The State department has been decimated. You've insulted our allies. You've horrified the world over with your verbal fellation of this nations greatest enemies. The policies you've advocated for fly in the face of everything this nation stands for. You have less class then I've encountered in trailer parks and public housing. You've behaved like a king in a country that gave countless gallons of blood to escape a monarchy.

And you have the unmitigated gall to toot your own horn? Your lack of self awareness and humility is stunning. Anyone else, anyone fucking else would be humbled and tremble at the place in history you currently hold. But hey, the black hole that is your ego keeps you oblivious to any sense of history or class. So I guess that's where you surpass the last 44.

In short, you're an embarressment. A stain on this nation. Mark my fucking words, the world will celebrate, in the fucking streets when you leave office. So take your "done more in two years than anyone before me" bullshit and stick it right up your ass. Obviously, your head needs some company.

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[GemDigger]

1. He is not totally lying. He has done more.... damage.

[Buckeyeblue]

19. Ronnie still has him beat. We have recovered from those 8 years yet.

[PatrickforO]

47. I was just going to say that.

[TreasonousBastard]

2. Most excellent rant.

[Heartstrings]

3. Well stated, Glam!

[Glamrock]

5. Hows you been mama?

Miss you! Shame on us for losing touch!

[Heartstrings]

11. We still be around..

Just not at the same time!

[Glamrock]

17. I've missed you!

Seriously!

Check out the Music Appreciation threads. Posted some live concert footage I found on youtube the other night. You might enjoy.

[leftieNanner]

4. A fine rant indeed!

It's difficult to imagine his internal monologues that allow him to believe this crap. And, although he is a certified grade A liar, I think he does convince himself that he is right. I'm thinking it's like the Gollum scenes from LOTR when he is leading Frodo and Sam through the swamp.

OK, so you all just heard Andy Serkis's voice, didn't you?

[Glamrock]

6. We'll build the wall precious!

[leftieNanner]

10. OMG

Thinking about Gollum's dialog, I was reminded of the line when good Gollum won't let bad Gollum kill the nasty hobitses. "Why don't we let HER do it?" (referring to Shelob, the spider) - so maybe we should call her Speaker Shelob Pelosi.

[Glamrock]

13. .

[2naSalit]

37. Wait!

I thought Shelob was Anne Coulter!

Now I'm confused.

[leftieNanner]

43. LOL

Speaker Pelosi will never be Shelob! And Aunt Crabby tweeted the Coulter/Spider connection just the other day.

I guess I heard "She can do it!" in my head. And, indeed, she DID!

[2naSalit]

50. Ha!

Didn't know about the other references for AC, guess she's that obvious that so many of us would make that connection so quickly.

I think that Speaker Pelosi would be more like Galadriel...
Although she did kind of nail him like Shelob nailed Frodo!


And I get the reference you make, I sure can hear that voice!

[leftieNanner]

52. I think Speaker Pelosi

is like Eowyn, who fights as a knight for Theoden.

[2naSalit]

56. Oh yeah. That's a good one too. ...nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. Shouldn't that be 1.7 trillion?

[Glamrock]

9. Thank you.

Fixing.

[peggysue2]

8. Btw, . . .

The Squatter-in-Chief gave himself an A+ for the job he's done thus far.

The delusion runs deep!

[gtar100]

12. K&R!

That's exactly what the asshole needs to hear along with his supporters who clearly live in the fox fantasy world.

[JDC]

14. When we all, and I mean the world, celebrates his departure

He will think they are celebrating his achievements. He is out of his mind crazy. Seriously crazy.

*slight error, 1.7 Trillion further in debt due to the republican tax scam.

[Glamrock]

18. Thanks man

Fixed it.

[Ohiogal]

15. He does top ONE list

He’s absolutely the WORST president in our country’s entire existence!

And he’s absolutely the WORST pathetic excuse for a human being walking this Earth right now. (despite some pretty stiff competition)

How 38% of our country can’t see it just boggles my mind. That’s why I love hearing these kinds of words from all our wonderful, smart, and compassionate DUers. I feel like there are way more of us out there than there are brainwashed and willfully ignorant Trumpkins.

Well written, man.

[Glamrock]

20. Tanks mama!

[Glamrock]

21. I'll give you compassionate.

And lord knows I'll claim wonderful. But smart? I talked to someone here the other day that spoke 7 languages. I can't claim the smart mantle. But I'm humbled by your kind words nonetheless.....

[Ohiogal]

30. We're all smart here in different ways.

We’re the party of science, of facts, of humanity. And we all “get it” how the right wing (and their phony, fake leader) just totally has it all ass backwards, upside down, and up their asses!

Hey, anyone who can sing CSNY harmonies is outright genius in my book!

[Glamrock]

31. Thay last line...

I'm humbled.

[solara]

16. Truly a great rant

and I absolutely love this:

"So take your "done more in two years than anyone before me" bullshit and stick it right up your ass. Obviously, your head needs some company." Indeed..


Thank you

[malaise]

22. Well the shutdown was the longest in history

He has the most morons/criminals/misfits in history

This is the most corrupt government in history and he is the most ignorant, obnoxious President in history -give the lunatic his points - he has done more to destroy the USA than anyone in history.

[Glamrock]

24. There is that.

[FakeNoose]

23. Righteous rant - good job!

[Glamrock]

25. And thank you

For a great graphic!

[pdsimdars]

26. He left out one word. . . . he's done more DAMAGE than any other administration . . .

[akraven]

27. Excellent rant.

Bookmarked, saved, wowed! Now


Thanks, Glam!!

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

28. Gosh. Well said. I'd forgotten a few of those things.

Just bc facts are bad, and you're retelling them, doesn't mean your'e ranting. Just means the facts are outrageous. Heh heh. Have a good weekend.

[LuckyCharms]

29. This should be published where more people can see it.

Great rant, very well written.

[Glamrock]

35. Thanks luck!

Hope you're doing well brother!

[RestoreAmerica2020]

32. Great rant! You had me at...Comrade Combover. Perhaps best moniker I've heard

...so far.

[Glamrock]

36. My other go to?

The Archie Bunker Billionaire.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

48. Ha..that's a good one too! Odious traitor is one I was utilizing--

...can't recall journalist who coined the phrase. I can see her face in my mente, mind; her name escapes me--journalist with NYT or Mother Jones. (I'll edit later..aye, it's nagging at me...oh well, it will dawn on me say--at 4am.)

Anyway, odious seems to encompass all of this mal hombre's maldad (includes sycophants.) [mal::bad, evil sick, bad; maldad:bad evil, sick behavior; aye:sigh, damn]


o·di·ous
/ˈōdēəs/Submit
adjective
extremely unpleasant; repulsive.
"a pretty odious character"
synonyms: revolting, repulsive, repellent, repugnant, disgusting, offensive, objectionable, vile, foul, abhorrent, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, sickening, hateful, detestable, execrable, abominable, monstrous, appalling, reprehensible, deplorable, insufferable, intolerable, unacceptable, despicable, contemptible, beyond the pale, unspeakable, poisonous, noxious, obscene, base, hideous, grisly, gruesome, horrendous, heinous, atrocious, awful, terrible, dreadful, frightful, obnoxious, unsavory, unpalatable, unpleasant, disagreeable, nasty, distasteful, dislikeable, off-putting, displeasing.

[monmouth4]

33. Such a joyous read. Many thanks. n/t

[Glamrock]

39. As Elvis would say......

Ahthankyouverymuch.

[fierywoman]

34. He's done more to destroy the US than any previous president.

[Fuzzpope]

38. Don't deprive the man of earned recognition.

Using the simple "pResident Trump has_______ more than any other president in history" template, there's a long list of accolades he may rightly claim for his own.

I'll contribute three.

1 - pResident Trump has watched shitty cable TV networks more than any other president in history

2 - pResident Trump has farted in the white house more than any other president in history

3 - pResident Trump has flicked more boogers on the walls of the oval office than any other president in history

You try!

[Glamrock]

40. Good point!

Has pissed off more allies.
Lied more.
Been influenced by right wing blowhards.

Start a post man. Plenty here would like to participate I'm sure.

[skydive forever]

41. Well done. Well done.

[dlk]

42. Trump is a Con Artist. Every Single Word he Speaks is Spin

Anyone with half a brain should never believe a word he says. His presidency lie count is up to nearly 10,000.

[Glamrock]

45. It's ridiculous.

And the people who voted for him claim they voted for him because all politicians lie....he's not a politician.

[Ohiogal]

60. How about the ones who like him

“because he tells it like it is”!

[WestMichRad]

44. + a million!

Perfectly stated... righteous rant!

[Glamrock]

46. Right on right on!

Muchos grassy ass!

[LakeArenal]

51. Grassyass would make a great user name.

[LakeArenal]

49. So... You're saying you don't think he's a very good prezdent?

You weren’t exactly clear about that!

**do I need the sarcasm thingie?

Great rant. Set it to music. We’ll all sing along.

[Glamrock]

53. Bwaaaaaaaa!

I'll try to be a little more clear on the next one, lake! Promise!

[calimary]

54. Freakin' BREATHTAKING!!!

APPLAUSE!!!

[OMGWTF]

55. BRAVO!

I've been collecting nicknames for Trump and here's what I have so far:

Tangerine Tojo
Cheeto Benito
Traitor Tot (my personal fav)
Shitler
McDonald
Hair Furher
Dolt 45
Gengis Can't
IQ45
King Leer
Agent Orange
The Vulgar Talking Yam (courtesy of Charlie Pierce)
Cheetolini
Twitler
Prima Donald
Cadet Fake Bone Spurs
AND, the latest addition:
Commrad Combover

[Glamrock]

59. If I might humbly add

The Archie Bunker Billionaire

[TEB]

57. You sir awesome post

[Ferrets are Cool]

58. Beautiful rant Glam!!!

Thank you

[pazzyanne]

61. Well said, Glamrock, well said!

[Ponietz]

62. Much appreciated this. Thank you.

[joanbarnes]

63. SO well said, Glamrock!

[erronis]

64. Nice Sunday opening! -- "your verbal fellation of this nations greatest enemies"

I don't think we should jump to conclusions here ("verbal&quot

Who's to say what went on behind closed doors?

[Glamrock]

65. No doubt

Bill Maher the other night touched on the subject of these closed door meetings.

"Collusion? I'm wondering if there was penetration!" (Im paraphrasing but pretty close to the mark)

[c-rational]

66. Thank you, I needed that.