Schultz's qualifications for the presidency: "He had guts and vision and some passion for coffee!"

[Miles Archer]

Steve Schmidt. Haven't changed the channel yet. I'm waiting for Wallace's other guests to pounce on him.

[hibbing]

1. Did he come up with the stupid drink size names too? n/t

[IADEMO2004]

2. didn't happen. on and on and on he droned the virtue of independence

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. I love tea! Can I be vice president?

[marylandblue]

4. I love coffee too and have vision, do I qualify as the head of The New Coffee Party?

My platform will be
- Free coffee for voters on Election Day.
- Better relations with Colombia.
- Guaranteed employment in a coffee shop for the unemployed.
- Crash research project for caffeine-based energy systems to combat global warming.
- A ban on tea, which is coming across the border wrapped in duct tape.
- Building a border wall out of impenetrable coffee cans.
- Convertability of food stamp payments to Starbucks gift cards.

[OnDoutside]

5. I'm glad Schultz is meeting with such massive pushback, and I hope

it continues, as a warning to other billionaires, and he is being used as an example of what is wrong with the American oligarch.