I hope Jeff Bezos buys the Enquirer and makes EVERY cover of it about MF45's lack of money

[Baltimike]

MF45's lack of prowess...

and MF45's tiny hands.

Just putting that out there.

[Dennis Donovan]

1. Just put his fat ass on every cover:

[olegramps]

24. A full page photo of mushroom's equipment would be appropriate.

[smirkymonkey]

31. That would be grand!

[NJCher]

25. that's not his fat ass

It's his diapers.

[Dennis Donovan]

27. I dunno... Depends.

[spanone]

2. I'd rather he buy it then bury it forever.

[NCjack]

5. The managers, staff, and contractors will just form a new company. A better solution

would be huge fines and long prison times. Also, we need our laws updated to make it easier sue and win against those crooks.

[spanone]

13. they will do that regardless.

[democratisphere]

3. I would like to see "wall" to "wall" coverage of drumpf et al's

takedown published in the Jeff Bezos owned National Enquirer.

[marble falls]

4. Enquirer is reported to be in severe financial straights, he might be able to pick it up cheap.

[TexasBushwhacker]

14. Yeah, they've been in perpetual bankruptcy for several years n/t

[cstanleytech]

30. I suspect the reason they have kept it open is it has influence on people especially at the checkout

lines as they see the headlines and while they might not buy the rag the headline still sticks with them which can come in handy when you are trying to subconsciously manipulate a large number of voters.

[FakeNoose]

19. All he has to do is sue them

They default because they can't pay, and he takes over the entire company.

[marble falls]

35. A quick transaction might be quicker and cheaper.

[mucifer]

6. amazon is a horrible company. I respect Bezos for how he has handled trump and that he has

kept the WaPo alive and doing crucial investigations of the government.


But, he is terrible to amazon workers. We need to remember this and not worship him.

Remember Bezos has been pitting cities against each other in a free advertisement media blitz for which city and state can provide hime with the most corporate welfare.

He hates trump. But, he is greedy. He doesn't care about people and I am glad the city government in NYC is standing up to him!

[TexasBushwhacker]

15. I agree

When Amazon wasn't profitable for years, one might understand low pay for the folks at the bottom. But Amazon is plenty profitable now, so continuing the low pay and over dependence on part time jobs is inexcusable.

[Liberalhammer]

18. I agree

Once you learn how they micromanage the warehouse workers, and rely on government to subsidize their workers, you learn they are know better than walmart.

They could easily pay all their employees and contract workers a living wage, but the top is greedy.

I would be happy to see Trump and Bezos destroy each other.

[marble falls]

36. I loathe Bezos, but the enemy of my enemy etc.

[California_Republic]

7. Fire sale in s few more months

[RockRaven]

8. Buy it? Oh no, no, no... I hope he sues the crap out of AMI and wins it as part of the damages

or at least as a settlement of said damages -- a court cannot actually order you to be someone's butler, to borrow a Seinfeld example -- along with a full admission of wrongdoing and a lot of other AMI assets.

[csziggy]

12. This! Bezos should not pay AMI a penny for that rag nt

[SunSeeker]

9. If that happens, I will purchase a copy of the Enquirer for the first time. nt

[Baltimike]

11. Oh, I will SUBSCRIBE to it...lol. nt

[SallyHemmings]

10. Brilliant!!!

It would be the first and only time I bought that rag.

[jmowreader]

16. That rag has destroyed too many people to be allowed to live.

My preference would be Bezos wins it as part of a court settlement and publishes four more issues: one destroying Pecker, one destroying McConnell, one destroying Jarvanka and the last destroying Trump.

[James48]

32. No-

I’d like to see more than one published about Trump. I’d like to see dozens- an issue about each Trump criminal enterprise; about his “businesses”, about his business failures, etc.

I’d like to see maybe six months of nothing but Trump truth issues.

[iluvtennis]

17. Love that idea.

[lark]

20. I wnt him to go for the ego things,

pictures of him without the comb over, his total lack of money, as well as everything he can about his criminality - go into the past. He told a young woman he had another minor young woman who was raped by him and said she'd sue him killed, along with her family. Go after him for lies to his base, the tax cuts and medical care and Mexico paying for the wall come to mind. All negative on drumpf and repugs, all the time.

[ThingsGottaChange]

21. Richest man in the world

I'd rather see him make Amazon products affordable to seniors and not force people to buy cases when they only need one. Seems only the upper middle class can shop there. I sure can't.


edit:

[Roy Rolling]

22. Ideologically Yes

Practically, no. That would mean Bezos would be reimbursing the financiers who gave the Enquirer a sudden influx of mysterious cash to remain afloat a few years ago.

Unless he can buy it for next-to-nothing. Which is a tad over it's true value---nothing.

[BSdetect]

23. Buy it and run a story about "a lot of people are saying" drumph sent a dickpick...

[mountain grammy]

28. Love it as long as Pecker and friends are in prison

[cstanleytech]

29. If he sues them he might not have to buy it he might be awarded it as part of a judgement.

[evilhime]

33. Love that!!

Please please please let him do it!!!

[Hugin]

34. If Bezos should end up with the NE...

A fitting end for it would be to have that mercenary two faced skunk Geraldo Rivera come in and do a purge of the catch-and-kill vault.

Shutter NE's ass and bring back the Weekly World News complete with Batboy and a Trumpian trashing garnish.

It's only right... This should happen.