Getting old. Are we turning into a buffet?

[Miigwech]

Salt and pepper hair
Turkey neck
Muffin top hips
Beer belly
Cottage cheese thighs
Back brisket
melons - that once were
nuts - harder to find
Chiclets teeth
Swiss cheese memory
.... like a finely aged wine!

Did I forget anything?

[Hoyt]

1. Reminding us is no way to get Hearts.

[Miigwech]

2. Never thought about that! lol

[Zoonart]

5. My sausage fingers just sent you a heart.

[Ohiogal]

3. But our smiles are just as bright as ever .....

[Achilleaze]

4. Recalling about the blessed BMs of yesteryear...(post buffet, of course)

[lunatica]

6. In Trump's case his Shroom thingy

and the pumpkin flavored spun cotton candy hair.

[Kaleva]

7. Low hanging fruit.

[MLAA]

8. Good one! Lol.