None of my friends nor immediate family have ever been indicted

[obamanut2012]

For anything, except for my one black sheep felon cousin, which every family seems to have, and whom I haven't seen in 20 years anyway. A few scattered friends probably have a teenage shoplifting incident, maybe even a speeding ticket here or there, but that's it. I bet almost all of you are the same, right? What does that say about us?

What do you say about a man who knows so many people who are dirty, or who are under investigation by the Feds and States, or have been sentenced by the Feds? Is it just a coincidence? Or something else?

[mr_lebowski]

1. Well, unless you count the time I sold dope disguised as a NUN ...

For real though, hardest time I ever did was 2.5 days at County at 18yo for a minor beef.... for uh ... being around when there was some stealing of some stuff from a parked vehicle going on ... my stupid friends, yeah, but not my idea.

For the other question, I'm going with NO COINCIDENCE.

[obamanut2012]

2. EXACTLY!

[Laffy Kat]

3. Um, I had a cousin on death row for killing his parents (his father is my first cousin)...

It was later commuted to life but there he sits.