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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDonnie was going to give Melania a box of chocolate for V-day, but he ________!
Fill in the blank!
Me? but he gave the box to Putin!
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Donnie was going to give Melania a box of chocolate for V-day, but he ________! (Original Post)
imanamerican63
Feb 2019
OP
realized it was time he finally gave her the finest covfefe that money could buy!
consider_this
Feb 2019
#20
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,036 posts)1. ate them
imanamerican63
(13,802 posts)2. ....
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)3. GMTA!
mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)4. gave them to his mistress instead
RockRaven
(14,974 posts)5. greatly misunderstood the phrase "Hershey Squirts"
dchill
(38,505 posts)6. Shat himself after eating the whole box.
AND the box.
lkinwi
(1,477 posts)7. He bowed down and offered them as a peace offering to Nancy.
Of course she tossed them away.
Ohiogal
(32,010 posts)8. Didn't know she was out of town so
he ate them himself
world wide wally
(21,744 posts)9. But he couldn't spell Melany
malaise
(269,062 posts)10. did not want to pay for them
consider_this
(2,203 posts)11. forgot to bring his ID to the grocery store.
consider_this
(2,203 posts)12. decided not to when he realized they were brown.
consider_this
(2,203 posts)13. decided she might like a little mushroom better.
consider_this
(2,203 posts)14. was too busy making up a fake emergency.
consider_this
(2,203 posts)15. watched FAUX News for hours and...
no one there told him what brand or type he should buy.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,627 posts)16. I initially thought you wrote "VD Day"
So he gave her a venereal disease? Pretty sure Trump gave Melanie herpes the first time he paid for her services. The gift that keeps on giving!
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)17. Gave her an STD instead.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)19. Lmao!....
consider_this
(2,203 posts)18. just grabbed her by the p*s*y.
consider_this
(2,203 posts)20. realized it was time he finally gave her the finest covfefe that money could buy!