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A Georgia Health Sciences University lab tech was jailed this week after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a campus locker room, a GHSU spokeswoman said Friday. Two lab monkeys were found outside their cages, authorities said.
According to a GHSU Police Bureau incident report, a co-worker discovered Coley Mitchell, 32, partially unclothed in a locker room in the Sanders Research and Education Building about 10:30 p.m. Monday.
Campus police said Mitchell, a Lab Animal Services technician, was intoxicated and seated in a chair with his pants half-down.
The spokeswoman said two monkeys were found outside their cages in the lab but were confined to the room. .................(more)
The complete piece is at: http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/crime-courts/2012-08-17/ghsu-lab-tech-found-drunk-partially-clothed-monkeys-police-say
Enrique
(27,461 posts)fascisthunter
(29,381 posts)dimbear
(6,271 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,330 posts)It was only a matter of time.
undeterred
(34,658 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)I had a coworker taken by police one time.
Found buck naked on top of a female coworker's desk, playing with his monkey.
They had to take the desk out to get cleaned, or burned. Can't remember which.
treestar
(82,383 posts)having relations with the picnic table.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)That could account for his behavior.
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)After all, haven't we all, at one time or another, been drunk, and naked with a bunch of monkeys?
LiberalCatholic
(91 posts)alcibiades_mystery
(36,437 posts)redqueen
(115,103 posts)I'm choosing to believe it's a movie quote.
Like this one: "It's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave."
arcane1
(38,613 posts)From when George was caught having sex on his desk with the cleaning lady
redqueen
(115,103 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)nanabugg
(2,198 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)Been there, done that.
longship
(40,416 posts)OMG! OMG! OMFG!
Sorry about that.
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)PB
derby378
(30,252 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)It's Escape from the Conquest of the Battle Beneath the Party Planet of the Apes!
(In Technicolor.)
Initech
(100,079 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)Hey atleast I didn't put anybody's eye out.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)CatWoman
(79,302 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)zonkers
(5,865 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)very funny backstory there!
formercia
(18,479 posts)The boy needs a date.
UnrepentantLiberal
(11,700 posts)Sounds like a few of my lost weekends.
bigtree
(85,996 posts). . . with his monkeys loose and all.
dawg
(10,624 posts)Sometimes, you just have to let your monkeys out of the cage!
John Frum
(12 posts)I mean...come one.
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)mac56
(17,569 posts)cynatnite
(31,011 posts)tama
(9,137 posts)But I'm very much against the incarceration and torture of our cousins.
Bosonic
(3,746 posts)redqueen
(115,103 posts)PD Turk
(1,289 posts)I didn't think the GOP convention was supposed to start until next week
FirstLight
(13,360 posts)best story of the week... so many naughty thoughts from the headline alone