What's trump doing this afternoon?

[George II]

Well, "Pocahontas" is showing on Freeform (formerly Family Channel) He should tune in, he might learn something.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. If he's not at Merde-a-Loco playing golf,

he's infesting the WH, probably sitting on the toilet watching Fox and tweeting, like he does whenever he isn't playing golf.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. It was raining this morning, but the sky has cleared up. Maybe

there's time enough for a quick 18 holes, though I don't see how he could break away from the burden he bears for us.

That would be at Trump National, the course out in Loudoun County, Virginia.

[Blue Owl]

3. Sucking

Like always...

[dem4decades]

4. Maybe he's drawing hearts with an arrow through it with his and Kims initials on it.

[madinmaryland]

5. Masturbating. nt.

[mr_lebowski]

6. Well if we're going to be crass ... "to his collection of bra-less,breast-bud-era Ivanka photos"(nt)

[smirkymonkey]

7. Trying to see how many Big Macs he can fit in his fat mouth at one time.

Hope he chokes.