Caption this pic of the RNC stage

[RedStateLiberal]

"We still don't have enough screens. We need one per lie."

"Have we installed the trap door in case Bush shows up yet?"

[onehandle]

1. 'Nuremberg, 2012' nt

[democrat_patriot]

2. What hurricane? See the nice clouds through the 'skylights"?

[RedStateLiberal]

5. lol

[grantcart]

3. Dear God, we ask thee not to wipe this convention off the face of the earth with a powerful storm

[TeamPooka]

4. "This was a lot of work just for two white men to meet."

[JHB]

6. Disjointed parts arranged to have a vaguely flag-wavy feel...

Seems spot on for the Mad Elephant Party .

[rustydog]

7. "RNC, just as fractured as the flag onstage"

[KansDem]

8. "You see? By standing up here, flood water from Isaac won't get to us."

"Now, the peons down there...they're on their own."

[RedStateLiberal]

9. "Don't ask me how they did it but...

...this platform is also built on opposing all abortion with no exemptions for rape and incest."

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. "Todd Akin is buried right under where I'm standing"

[RedStateLiberal]

13. +1

[FSogol]

11. Where is the trampoline so Mitt can practice his flip-flops?

[RedStateLiberal]

12. hehehe

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. On a serious note, they are getting sloppy in the very real art

of stage design... that is a fractured look, you want to portray UNITY.

[RedStateLiberal]

15. I doubt they think it through that much.

Or, perhaps the stage designer is a liberal.

I can imagine the Repubs just thinking - "The more screens the better. Everybody knows the more teevees you have in your house the better so throw in some on the top too."

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. It came from China, with no assembly instructions.

[Odin2005]

17. Why is the center of the stage off-center?

[RedStateLiberal]

19. Off-center to house right.

Perhaps to convey to the audience they are right-of-center politically.

[lpbk2713]

36. They wanted to allow enough room on the left side ...

just in case Limbaugh and Christie walked up to the stage at the same time.

[skip fox]

18. "Listen, if Mitt wants an elephant on stage, there will be an elephant on stage!!"

[Mr.Bill]

21. They have to build it to hold Chris Christie's weight anyway.

[Quiet_Dem_Mom]

20. POP Quiz: How many union members does it take to build a stage? Or...

How many public employees will it take to help the GOP Convention attendees evacuate the Tampa Bay Times Forum in the event of a weather-related event?

[skip fox]

22. "Did no one check this seating chart? In the first row you've got Adam O'Connoer sitting next

to Stephen Olds! . . . Jesus that's Adam and Steve for all the world to see~!!! . . . What were up thinking? . . . Geez!"

[Aerows]

23. "Right here"

"Right here is where we end women's ability to abort our God-given sperm babies. If I rape a woman, she should be so thankful that she has life in her womb from my God-given manhood, that she should be proud to carry it!"

[skip fox]

24. "No, we've got to come up to code. Mitt wants a fire pit

in the middle of the stage so he can burn his tax returns a few minutes after releasing them."

[ChoppinBroccoli]

25. We'd Like To Invite Everyone Who LOVES Mitt Romney To Join Us Onstage Now!!!

[fleur-de-lisa]

27. Ha ha!!!

You got my vote!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

26. "Will the Magic Underwear interfere with the sound system or lights?"

[Cleita]

28. Stealing one from Stephanie Miller which goes like:

"Is this the inside of Captain America's underpants?"

[samsingh]

29. "All our supporters are here, let's start"

[IADEMO2004]

30. It has that new mendacity smell

[cynatnite]

31. The cross podium will be adorned with guns and camouflage. n/t

[SoCalDem]

32. Re-purposed picture.... Sponsored by.....

[RedStateLiberal]

39. LOL

Awesomeness!

[Hugabear]

33. Even the center stage is moving towards the right

Deliberate or not?

[Hugabear]

34. This is what you'd see if you turned the camera around

[upaloopa]

35. How many do you think will be packing?

We have our AR-15s right here on stage.B

[VWolf]

37. "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here." n/t

[JoePhilly]

38. "This, is the flag ... and THIS is the flag on acid"

[nolabear]

40. Wonder what it would take to hack that system and put up some of EarlG's work...