Strippers look to GOP to 'make it rain'

[bushisanidiot]

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/politics/tampa-gop-strip-clubs/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

"But if past conventions are any indicator, Republicans are likely to outspend Democrats heavily at topless bars and strip clubs, says Angelina Spencer. She heads the Association of Club Executives, an organization for the nation's 4,000 "gentleman's club" owners. The group talked to members in the host cities of past conventions.

"When we compared spending," Spencer notes, "the average showed Republicans spending $150 per person at an adult club, versus Democrats, who averaged $50 a person.""

"No one can say for sure how many strip clubs operate within Tampa's city limits. Night Moves, a trade magazine for South Florida's adult entertainment industry, lists nine Tampa nude clubs in its directory and 17 "dance clubs." This month's cover features an elephant getting a lap dance.

Most "gentleman's clubs" are enthusiastically gearing up for the Republicans. At 2001 Odyssey, they're hiring dancers, spiffing up the stage and spaceship VIP rooms, and erecting a tented red carpet at the back door to shield patrons from prying paparazzi.

Across town, at a club quaintly named Thee DollHouse, they're finishing a $1.5 million face-lift. Waitresses and shot girls sport red, white and blue Wonder Woman corsets. And the porn star known for her resemblance to a certain former vice-presidential candidate -- Lisa Ann of Hustler's "Nailin' Paylin" videos -- has been signed for a "stimulating keynote undress.""

[Aviation Pro]

1. I have no idea why Republicants....

...just can't own up to their sexual frustrations (wives are frozen, don't you know) and just make Las Vegas its permenant fucking convention site.

[meow2u3]

8. Republican "men" have a massive madonna/whore complex

Their whole attitude reflects these two tropes: Madonna-Whore Complex and Sex is Evil and I Am Horny.

That's what makes them justify their twisted ideas about women and sex.

[cthulu2016]

2. What is the relative % of female delegates?

Might have something to do with it.

[SDjack]

3. Hey you Tampa gals: Get ready for horny Newt.

[CTyankee]

4. with his pasty white, pudgy and hairless body, coming atcha! EWW!

[BumRushDaShow]

5. OMG more ads soon to write themselves

especially for those running down-ticket.

[hifiguy]

6. I suspect "Lisa Ann" is going to have

an incredibly profitable week in Tampa.

[louis-t]

7. Heh heh, he said "erecting".

[Faygo Kid]

9. Yep, the biggest beneficiaries of GOP patronage.

Guaranteed.

[derby378]

10. Lisa Ann? Lest we forget... (NSFW!!)