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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSCENE: Jay Sekulow's office, this morning.
SEKULOW (thinking to himself): Dammit, Cohen just implicated me in obstruction of justice. What the hell am I going to do? I think I'm going to need....another lawyer.SEKULOW grabs rolodex on his desk, starts furiously scrolling through it until he finds a section titled "Other Lawyers". He pulls out a card.
It reads, "Michael Cohen"
SEKULOW: Shit!
SEKULOW continues to scroll. There is only one other card. He pulls it out.
It reads, "Rudy Giuliani."
SEKULOW: Mother fu---
END SCENE.
Wounded Bear
(58,605 posts)Zoonart
(11,837 posts)LOLOLOL. Well done.
GrapesOfWrath
(524 posts)Im crying here, thanks for the laugh
MyOwnPeace
(16,920 posts)considered writing for SNL?
THAT would be some opening!
BumRushDaShow
(128,550 posts)It reads "Marc Kasowitz"
SEKULOW: Goddamn!
*throws open the door and runs screaming down the hall*
END SCENE.
LiberalFighter
(50,795 posts)llmart
(15,534 posts)All these asshats that hitched their wagons to Trump are going to be sooooo sorry they ever did. Well, isn't that what Michael Cohen just told them? He basically said, "You're up next buddy."
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,155 posts)Isn't that right, Paul Manafort?
(Note: Paul Manafort is currently unavailable.)
uponit7771
(90,304 posts)... a fake college is good to hitch their wagons to.
Atticus
(15,124 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,592 posts)MarcA
(2,195 posts)proud patriot
(100,704 posts)Right on
mobeau69
(11,133 posts)I forgot his name but he was on tv a lot for a while.
3Hotdogs
(12,337 posts)(Dashes indicate parts that were rendered illegible by the coffee stains.
Sekulow: Fuck. FUck, FUCK ME~
lame54
(35,268 posts)Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)"Clients that cannot be permitted to take the witness stand because they cannot tell the truth to save their lives need not leave a message."
orangecrush
(19,436 posts)cab67
(2,991 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,488 posts)..............
K&R for Tommy C........
Ligyron
(7,622 posts)Haven't laughed this hard on a DU thread since the "Door Buzzard" episode.
GulfCoast66
(11,949 posts)Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
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musette_sf
(10,199 posts)and will take great pleasure in anything that makes his life difficult.
Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)nicer guy!
ck4829
(35,040 posts)mia
(8,360 posts)Generic Brad
(14,272 posts)Better Not Call Saul.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)smb
(3,471 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,560 posts)Had me chuckling out loud, which means I was very tickled indeed.