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Around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, Marion Police were called out to the hospital for an accidental self-inflicted gunshot injury.
Mark Anthony Jones, 46, told police in the emergency room that he was walking around near the Girl Scout cabin.
Jones said he had a Hi Point 9mm handgun in his waistband when the gun began to slip.
https://fortwaynesnbc.com/news/top-stories/2019/02/28/police-marion-man-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-the-genitals/
Beyond the obvious stupidity, why is a man walking near a Girl Scout cabin with a pistol in his waistband?
BSdetect
(8,998 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,330 posts)Midnightwalk
(3,131 posts):smirk:
MagickMuffin
(15,944 posts)Was he there to kidnap them and sell them into the sex trade?
Stinky The Clown
(67,809 posts)MagickMuffin
(15,944 posts)They went to hospital to question him.
Stinky The Clown
(67,809 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,980 posts)Javaman
(62,531 posts)mindem
(1,580 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,519 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)NBachers
(17,126 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)sdfernando
(4,935 posts)Wonder what that could have been?
Yavin4
(35,443 posts)Wild ass huch, maybe he shot himself because he was having impure thoughts?
lpbk2713
(42,761 posts)That's gonna leave a mark.
onethatcares
(16,174 posts)don't you ever get up in the dark and wander around a girl scout cabin with a loaded handgun in your waistband?
or maybe it was:
The gun began to slip
He couldn't get a grip
and blew his balls clear off
what did he tell his wife
who he'd been married to all his life
and his kids and his employer too?
"I thought I saw a bear
but my gun stuck in my underwear
and now I'm a enuch in a choir."
Feel free to add a verse if you'd like.
lindysalsagal
(20,695 posts)"I had a sudden urge , real quick
I grabbed something real big, and thick
turned out to be my gun, not my _______."
Vinca
(50,285 posts)Fla_Democrat
(2,547 posts)"That was either a really nice shirt, or a really terrible gun."
47of74
(18,470 posts)In his junk too.
Arkansas Granny
(31,519 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)Filing that one away for the next time some idiot shoots himself in his junk.
lpbk2713
(42,761 posts)His little head made the first move.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)And it does seem likely he'll have the ignominious distinction of being a living winner of a Darwin Award...
Arkansas Granny
(31,519 posts)are greatly reduced.
rurallib
(62,431 posts)we hear a chorus of "You'll shoot your nuts off, You'll shoot your nuts off"
lindysalsagal
(20,695 posts)Midnightwalk
(3,131 posts)Well at least they were. It it was further back hed be called a crack shot.
Volaris
(10,272 posts)Good..no girl scouts will now be harmed by this person.