Imagine if both Obama & Romulus had to fist-fight Putin

[CabCurious]

Last edited Thu Aug 23, 2012, 09:12 PM - Edit history (1)

Imagine there is a secret meeting where both candidates must fist-fight.

1. Obama vs Putin
2. Romney vs Putin

I imagine the Obama vs Putin fight to be a very dignified but serious affair. Obama is a fierce competitor with sharp elbows. He'd put up a great fight against the older, but very well-trained KGB villain from some 70's movie. Putin would probably wear Obama down and then win on technical points. They'd respectfully shake hands.

Romney would start by kneeing Putin in the balls "accidentally." He would then stop the fight and begin a long rant about the rules being unfair. Putin would respond with a Cold War stare. When the fight restarts, I'd imagine Putin (black belt) slamming Romney on the ground. Romney would react with biting and poking of the eyes. Romney would invariably call for a time-out and make demands for why the fight must be rescheduled...

[MrSlayer]

1. Putin would kill them both at the same time.

Let's be honest here. He's a real deal KGB trained killer. Obama is a skinny wonkish bookworm and Romney has probably never been punched in the face once in his pampered life. Putin would eat them for breakfast.

[CabCurious]

2. In a fight to the death, yes... but this is Fight Club

And in fairness to our President, he's apparently a very physical competitor in sports.

[loli phabay]

4. sports smorts, Putin as the above poster stated would probuably kill both of them without sweating

and still have time for a pizza before the end of the first round.

[CabCurious]

9. In a fight to the death, it would end quickly... yes

[loli phabay]

11. what other kind of fight do you think Putin would get involved in

the comparison of martial prowess between these guys is a non starter.

[CabCurious]

13. I said fist-fight!

[DonRedwood]

3. I put my money on Mrs Obama. She'd kick both their butts.

[Arctic Dave]

5. Putin is a belted Judo fighter.

He would kick both their asses. Really.

[Cleita]

6. I doubt if Obama would engage in such a spectacle.

He certainly doesn't like confrontation that much. I think Romney, being a rich dude, would pay someone to fight for him in his place, a champion, much like the kings did in the past.

[madokie]

7. Yeah, have you seen the size of the big dude that is always right by rMoney whenever he's out

in public. Big boy no doubt. Looks to be a good 6 ft 10, 320 lb big 'n

[CabCurious]

10. But Obama is competitive... and not scared to get scrappy

[loli phabay]

12. yeah cause playing basketball is so like fighting..

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[CabCurious]

14. Clieta said...

He's non-confrontational.

I'm saying both his political nerve and his reported sports attitude suggest otherwise.

[Cleita]

15. You aren't talking about basketball but fighting, either fist fighting,

judo or boxing. This isn't Obama's kahuna. He would not participate in such a contest with Putin. Putin on the other hand being ex-KGB would challenge him to a duel probably, which Obama would decline. However, he might suggest a game of hoops with perhaps a deciding free throw if they were negotiating something.

[CabCurious]

17. A respectable fist-fight!

[former-republican]

16. seriously

Putin is a killer , what don't you understand about this.............

[CabCurious]

18. Did you people not either READ the OP or get the humor?

My goodness...

[former-republican]

19. sorry I just got home and this is the first

thread I clicked on. I only really glanced at the title and pics before I responded.

[CabCurious]

20. :)

[CabCurious]

8. You are RUINING our fun

[cherokeeprogressive]

21. I need a cigarette after that.

Mental masturbation is so much fun...

[CabCurious]

22. hahaha yes it is