Dumbest LTTE ever

[proud2BlibKansan]

[johnd83]

1. Wow...

I think a lot of Americans still think the world is flat too.

[freshwest]

44. At least he doesn't deny that global warming is caused by hoo-man beans!

Clear proof that we have destroyed the way nature works.





Or not.

[Panasonic]

2. The stupid. It burns.

Really really stupid. As in, "What the hell is this guy smoking and why isn't he seeking psychiatric help?"

[Fumesucker]

3. My snarkometer is pinging wildly.. n/t

[tk2kewl]

7. +1

[Arkansas Granny]

17. My grandmother was so against DST. She believed that it was bad for working people because

they lost an hour of sleep every night. She just didn't think that was fair. As often as we tried to explain to her that there was only one night where you lost an hour, I don't think we ever got through to her.

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. I saw a bumper sticker years ago

Say NO to Daylight Savings Time
Leave God's Time Alone

[Fumesucker]

23. The grammar and spelling are a clue..

And CSIRO is an Australian government organization..

http://www.csiro.au/

[patrice]

22. +1, the coup de grace, "before it's too late."

[Mariana]

37. Yes, mine too.

People, please realize this is satire.

[Historic NY]

4. OMG it burns...

[tk2kewl]

5. i have seen nearly the same letter claiming DST causes global warming

[xmas74]

6. Sometimes stupid really hurts. nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

30. I've seen that one too!

[Kalidurga]

8. LOL snort daylight saving

a deep thinker that one.

[rurallib]

9. I got an idea! I call it nightdark time

we could put an extra hour of nightdark time in a day to compensate for the extra daylight time.
also, we could maybe move some of that daylight time to winter when we could really use it.

thinking sciencely is easy.

[lob1]

24. I think you've stumbled onto something BIG!

[The Doctor.]

28. No....

Something HUGH!!!11!!1!/i]

[RC]

40. I call it Night Darkness Losing Time.

Which is what it is. Just because the sun is up, why am I expected to be also?

[FiveGoodMen]

10. Just fucking WOW!

Chris Hill should be declared mentally incompetent (to do ANYTHING!)

[Johonny]

11. I see GOP Senate material in this writer

[progressoid]

43. I was thinking VP candidate.

But that's already taken.

[HughBeaumont]

12. Will his next letter be about magnets?

[madinmaryland]

13. Wonder what is screen name is over at free republic.

[Siwsan]

14. So I guess DST means the earth slows it's rotation, during the day, to get more sun?

and speeds it up, at night, to compensate? Could explain why I always feel sleep deprived, in the morning.

[mercuryblues]

47. That explains

why My bedroom spins whille I am trying to sleep. I really notice it after a few too many margaritas. All this time, I thought it was the liquor. Now I know the liquor just makes me more in tune with how the Earth rotates. The only solution is to consume my adult beverages in the AM, so I will not notice the faster spinning.

[surrealAmerican]

15. Please tell me the writer ...

... was a seven-year-old. That would be a really thoughtful letter from a child that age.

[DonRedwood]

16. o....m.....g......

[chollybocker]

18. Woah.

This guy can control the universe with his clock! He should work at NASA or something.

[bleever]

19. "Yeah, science!"

[GigiMommy]

45. Ohhhhhhhhhh my.......

[bleever]

46. Hi Gigi!

Hope you and your lovely daughter are wearing smiles as you cruise the miles.

[RKP5637]

21. Damn, this is downright scary. n/t

[NYC_SKP]

25. "They have to do something before it is too late."

[Initech]

26. Why don't they just put toilet water on plants?

[alittlelark]

31. Rather than Brawndo?

....but it has electrolytes...

[Initech]

35. What plants crave!

[The River]

27. If We Get Rid of AM & PM Distinctions

will the sun go out or burn 24/7 ??

[drm604]

29. I'm thinking that this was a joke.

[OverBurn]

32. Daylight Saving Time is stupid, not as stupid as that guy though.

My solution for daylight saving time. This fall when we are suppose to set our clocks back, we change them a 1/2 hour and then we never change them again, a simple compromise solution to a problem that never needed fixing.

From summer to winter the daylight and darkness changes over 5 hours, what the hell good does and hour clock change do anyway?

[FiveGoodMen]

33. The one-hour clock change allows the entire nation to start their days earlier

and thereby come home an hour earlier so as to better utilize the sunlight in their off-hours.

Getting all the businesses in the US to agree to shift summer hours simultaneously would be impossible, so instead, you change the numbers.

Alternatively, I recall Carter trying year-round DST but parents complained about their children waiting for school busses in the dark.

[eppur_se_muova]

34. "We tamper with Nature at our own peril."

From a similar LTTE in Australia, from many years back. A poultry farmer reported that his chickens were laying fewer eggs and that the quality of eggs was lower ever since DST was instituted.

[rateyes]

36. Worst part of it is, this dumbass will be

the next gop rep in congress from his district.

[arely staircase]

38. i wonder if it is a hoax or real

snopes wrote about a similar letter blaming dlst for global warming but it was a sarcastic/ironic letter by a progressive.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/daylight.asp

[yellowcanine]

41. Yeah I have to believe this is a snark/hoax.

[proud2BlibKansan]

42. I don't

I believe there really are people this stupid out there.

[Major Hogwash]

39. The author of that LTTE must be a huge fan of moonshine.