Which one would you save from drowning?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

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[TreasonousBastard]

1. Neither.

[2naSalit]

10. Best answer!

[trueblue2007]

18. THEY BOTH DROWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[First Speaker]

2. Trump. No question.

...Moron-in-Chief can be dealt with. He's pissed off too many people. He can be contained. McConnell is just pure evil--and intelligent, to boot...

[rateyes]

3. I would toss both of them a life ring

made of concrete.

[imanamerican63]

4. Do I have a choice?

[LuvLoogie]

5. Trump so he can face prison.

McConnell uses trump.

[uppityperson]

6. The door

[Mike Nelson]

7. I would pick...

… Trump. I think he should be around to serve his full sentence.

[DontBooVote]

8. ROFL! Check out this response to that tweet...

Ornery One
‏@Ornery1951
Replying to @RealMuckmaker

"Row, row, row my boat
completely outta range..."

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[2naSalit]

9. I like that one!

[MiniMe]

11. Can either one of them even swim?

[mcar]

12. I would send both thoughts and prayers

[tonedevil]

13. It's going to take me...

a little bit to decide, I'll keep an eye on the situation while I ponder.

[monmouth4]

30. My first and most important decision on whether a tuna or ham sandwich to help me decide. n/t

[Atticus]

14. How about throwing each of them opposite ends of the same rope? nt

[Totally Tunsie]

20. +100!

[GemDigger]

15. Both of them! I will sit on them until they come back up.

If I fail and they don't come back up for air, I will apologize.

[RKP5637]

16. First, take a very very long video of it! Then go home. n/t

[nolabear]

17. I'd throw paper towels and sign some bibles.

That’s how you deal with these things, right?

[LakeArenal]

19. Maybe...

DT (delirium tremmens ?)
Could request the funds. House will deny. Senate will deny. DT will veto...

Ooops too late.

[lpbk2713]

21. Sorry guys, you're on your own.

Here, hold this cement block.

[dalton99a]

22. First, ask for proof of legal status, and perform the witch test

[hunter]

23. I'd tell them I was only going to save one, whoever is the strongest.

And laugh as they tried to drown one another.

[nini]

24. trump

with McConnell not able to protect him, he'd be toast and I want to see him get what he deserves.

[eShirl]

25. Myself, by staying out of the water.

Either or both would pull me down with them.

[KG]

26. niether. they shoulda learned to swim.

[gordianot]

27. I might ask them "how I could help without choosing".

Just what a drowning person wants to hear. Afterwards when asked I might say I tried to help but was unable save them.

[Doreen]

28. It says I can only pick one to save.

It does not say I have to pick one to save. So I won't pick.

[True Blue American]

29. We all know

Trump would sink, so I would just say,

” Thoughts And Prayers!”

[Bettie]

31. Neither

seriously, it would be a benefit to society if both of them drowned and I'm not a strong enough swimmer to save anyone.

[TheBlackAdder]

32. Both would just pull whomever tried to save them underwater. Lifeguards knock out people like that.

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I'm no lifeguard.

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