Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officers

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Here or LBN? Here or LBN? Tough call.

DefamatoryCowHat Retweeted

Yeah me again officer. Yep that’s right

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Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officers
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[hlthe2b]

1. Damn right, they should! LOL

Of course, some of the teen boys will need to pitch tents next to the police station if they are to report "in real time"...

[Cirque du So-What]

10. Teen boys

are notorious for pitching tents just about anywhere.

[dixiegrrrrl]

18. I see what you did there.....

[Aristus]

2. "Why yes, officer. I did release sperm!

I just......can't remember where!......oh shit......"

[MineralMan]

3. Hi! Is this Officer Krupke?

Hi! It's Johnny Wilson again. Remember me? I want to report another sperm release. I try not to do it, but, you know how it is. Talk to you again tomorrow...

[greymattermom]

4. Another side of this would be to require

fathers to pay child support as soon as a fetal heartbeat is detected. I suggest calling it the "Loving Father" act.

[Lindsay]

8. Very good

suggestion, that.

[pandr32]

9. Excellent!

[fierywoman]

16. BRILLIANT!!!

[uponit7771]

20. +1

[niyad]

5. about damned time!!

[TreasonousBastard]

6. it's a stunt, of course...

Kendrick made waves online after she tweeted she intended to introduce a "testicular bill of rights" that would seek to regulate male sex organs. It was in response to the House's passage of HB 481, dubbed the "heartbeat abortion bill," that would ban abortion after a fetal heartbeat is detected - usually at around 6 weeks.

Kendrick told Rolling Stone she's aware that her measure has little chance of passing (it's already past the deadline for submitting new legislation), but she said it is meant to call attention to the "absurd" double standard women are being held to.

As such stunts go, though, it's kinda neat. And not as seriously damaging as the right to life crowd.

[getagrip_already]

7. make it a toll call number and have female officers take the reports....

That could generate a lot of revenue!

I'm all for it. Those old georgia crackers need a little intrusion in their lives.

[Delmette2.0]

17. Yes, even better.

[sarisataka]

11. Dammit!

I have to change my speed dial

[mahatmakanejeeves]

12. "Please raise your right hand and be sworn in. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!" NT

[Blue Owl]

13. The Blacklight Brigade

n/t

[nycbos]

15. Every Sperm is Sacred

[NightWatcher]

19. Officer, I just left some... in your mom.

Glad I moved, else I'd get in trouble