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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump vows to bring back Ohio town's White Castle.
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-vows-to-bring-back-ohio-town-s-white-castle-1833381619White Castle was the lifeblood of this community, but unfortunately, during a previous presidential administration, it was closed down, said Trump. (White Castle, for those who don't know, sold bags of small greasy hamburgers.)
samnsara
(17,650 posts)...and i will have EXTRA Onions on mine!
SoCalNative
(4,613 posts)of the grocery stores and Target now. No need to travel for them these days.
Polybius
(15,510 posts)Way better in person.
MineralMan
(146,338 posts)They don't keep well, but they keep coming back up as oniony burps. They're also addictive, so don't get the White Castle habit. They'll be "What You Crave!" That's White Castle's slogan.
True Blue American
(17,994 posts)Went once or twice because it was close to work. Yuck!
Give me a fresh Wendys any day.
Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)MineralMan
(146,338 posts)Clash City Rocker
(3,402 posts)I grew up in California. When we first visited my wifes family in Chicago, my first request was to go to White Castle, but the impact on my intestinal system was...not good. Now we live in New Jersey, and there is a White Castle in the area. Despite the, um, side effects, I have been there. Its tasty, but you have to count the cost when you go there.
Hong Kong Cavalier
(4,573 posts)Their fries are pretty good, too.
SHRED
(28,136 posts)shanny
(6,709 posts)but yeah he is truly an imbecile
It must be difficult for the Onion since reality is strange enough.
Wounded Bear
(58,743 posts)it's become too close to reality any more.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)I mean, FOR REAL, you can't even f***ing tell anymore.
exboyfil
(17,865 posts)When compared to Trump's pronouncements.
Kahuna7
(2,531 posts)they used to be either.
bearsfootball516
(6,377 posts)This could have been a real story and it absolutely wouldn't have surprised me.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)itsrobert
(14,157 posts)LOL. Almost fell for it. Sounds just like Trump
Ms. Toad
(34,117 posts)Given that he thinks he knows better than every other business owner around how to run their business.
I was almost buying it until I got to uprooting your famliy to move to a town with a white castle.
dalton99a
(81,637 posts)PERRYSBURG, OH Promising to restore economic vitality and dignity to the struggling Rust Belt municipality, President Trump made a solemn promise Monday to bring back the town of Perrysburg, OHs shuttered White Castle franchise. White Castle was the lifeblood of this community, but unfortunately, during a previous presidential administration, it was closed down, said Trump, describing the hardships faced by local families, many of whom patronized the White Castle for generations but can no longer purchase a 30-slider Crave Case without driving more than two hours round-trip to reach the chains Ann Arbor, MI location. This town was built on jalapeño sliders, onion rings, and mozzarella cheese sticks, but now its getting screwed over by foreign companies like Taco Bell and Panda Express. Frankly, its a disgrace, and Im in talks with the regional franchise manager to reopen this restaurant and make sure Ohioans have access to all the best American fast foods. Nobody should be forced to sell their home and uproot their family just to move to a town with a White Castle. When asked about the danger to fast food jobs posed by automated burger-flipping machines, the president responded that he hasnt looked into it yet but knows a lot about technology and believes the threat is nonexistent.
superpatriotman
(6,253 posts)Will you tell Jack in the Box to re open east of the Mississippi, too?
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)I only eat them after midnight, but ... not having the option would be terrible.
Gotta get extra lettuce and sauce on the Monster Tacos, too ... I don't know why cause I'm sure they're the same 'stuff', but the Monster's just taste much better than the 2 for $1.29 regular tacos.
And yeah, Jack's Egg Rolls with their sweet and sour sauce are actually pretty bomb, not kidding.
Sourdough Jacks are also a food group I think
superpatriotman
(6,253 posts)Hunglous? Jealgry?
Renew Deal
(81,883 posts)lol
I love belly bombers
yellowcanine
(35,702 posts)MineralMan
(146,338 posts)duforsure
(11,885 posts)Everything trump has claimed he would do to help has been much worse for them, and hurt the people even more. Everything HE claims is the opposite of the truth, and reality. P.R, farmers , coal miners all know , now.
Yavin4
(35,450 posts)It's impossible to parody Trump.
Blue Owl
(50,532 posts)MineralMan
(146,338 posts)I'm not a big fan of their tiny burgers (sliders), but their onion chips are to die for. Really. Think bite sized onion rings. Best thing in the place. There's one near my neighborhood, but we rarely stop in there.
True Blue American
(17,994 posts)Ordered a bowl of Chcken/ Torilla soup. Came in a huge bowl with Avacada, greens and onions as a side, tortillas on top. Looked like a three course meal. $5.
DBoon
(22,403 posts)DonaldsRump
(7,715 posts)We were living in Europe when this came out and there is was titled "Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies" because I don't think there are too White Castles in Europe.
Kumar's love of/marriage to a spliff dream sequence scene still makes me laugh out loud!
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)all the laid off GM workers? Could be two on every block.
Initech
(100,108 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)tymorial
(3,433 posts)This guy is such a fucking idiot.
Okay so I see now that this is an Onion piece. Just TELL me that this couldn't possibly be true. You know its possible
VOX
(22,976 posts)A White Castle grease-bomb is lifeblood? More like White Castle life-taker.
yortsed snacilbuper
(7,939 posts)there's no winkys in Wilmerding!