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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDon't send cowbells. Devin Nunes. 264 Clovis Avenue. Suite 206. Clovis, CA. 93612
https://www.amazon.com/RanchEx-102387-Distance-Livestock-Events/dp/B06VWJXKDK/ref=sr_1_43?keywords=Cowbells&qid=1553223075&s=gateway&sr=8-43
Gothmog
(145,667 posts)Rorey
(8,445 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,230 posts)csziggy
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Rorey
(8,445 posts)I think maybe some folks didn't know what a cow pie is.
csziggy
(34,139 posts)But I'm more intimately acquainted with horse apples...
onecaliberal
(32,931 posts)htuttle
(23,738 posts)IllinoisBirdWatcher
(2,315 posts)This is a nice cow bell. The one in the original link is only $5.95 and free shipping (at least with prime).
Baby bells are even cheaper and more appropriate for poor little Numnez.
https://www.amazon.com/Coastal-Pet-Products-DCP45105-3-Pack/dp/B00BC46JK8/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=tiny+bell&qid=1553225002&s=gateway&sr=8-3
Turbineguy
(37,375 posts)razor wire that would look good around his fucking neck.
AZ8theist
(5,515 posts)Razor wire is now available free of charge on the southern border.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)TygrBright
(20,773 posts)A fun project for your Sunday School class, brunch club, 4-H chapter, or other group. Get together, serve refreshments, address the envelops, include moooooving little notes!
amusedly,
Bright
certainot
(9,090 posts)with talk radio hosts and they can be transcribed for $5/hr at sonix.ai -
gop reps feel very comfortable with talk radio hosts and he might be saying interesting things
progressoid
(50,000 posts)Everywhere he goes, someone should be there with a cow bell.