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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThey might as well just give Trump a urinal for a headstone
Because the only reason anyone will visit his grave is to piss on it.
empedocles
(15,751 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,939 posts)l o o o o o o o o o o o o o o g g g g g g g g g g g line!
bluestarone
(17,058 posts)And we all know where the bottom end will be.
2naSalit
(86,802 posts)they should probably just park him next to a large sewage treatment plant.
jmowreader
(50,563 posts)2naSalit
(86,802 posts)we wouldn't have to leave home to submit our contributions.
Auggie
(31,194 posts)LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,595 posts)sfwriter
(3,032 posts)We could setup a service with a tanker truck so everyone could participate as it crossed the country.
Takket
(21,633 posts)Kaleva
(36,354 posts)susanr516
(1,425 posts)I was thinking it would be a bit awkward for me.
barbtries
(28,811 posts)they'll have to build a latrine at his grave.
BigmanPigman
(51,632 posts)endowed men before he was promoted to head urinal position?
"Before Whitaker entered the Trump orbit, he used to sit on the board of Miami-based company World Patent Marketing (WPM), which peddled products like Sasquatch dolls, a theoretical time travel commodity, and something called the Masculine Toilet, which is designed to help well-endowed men keep their big ol dicks out of their toilet bowls, according to Mother Jones."
https://www.playboy.com/read/matthew-whitaker-and-his-big-dick-toilets-are-an-emblem-for-2018-1
TheCowsCameHome
(40,169 posts)(I want to be sure to save some for later)
jmowreader
(50,563 posts)The National Park Service can't restrict people from visiting things like this.
HubertHeaver
(2,522 posts)within 50 yards without sinking up to one's ankles.
PufPuf23
(8,839 posts)ooky
(8,929 posts)with a toilet and a roll of toilet paper.
nini
(16,672 posts)Lol
lunatica
(53,410 posts)for days!
IndianaDave
(612 posts)Generic Other
(28,979 posts)Capt. America
(2,478 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)That gravesite is going to look like a city dump, but it will probably smell even worse.
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)secure, heavily guarded gold and marble mausoleum on the grounds of one of his clubs, probably Mar-a-Lago. No visitors allowed.
calimary
(81,507 posts)Mar-a-Lago may well wind up drowning.
Rabrrrrrr
(58,352 posts)I hadn't thought of it until I saw your post, but yeah, he's surely got something big and ugly and awful planned for his burial.
Maybe that's why he's so desperate to get something in Russia - he wants to buried there so that no American can get to his grave and shit on it.
lpbk2713
(42,766 posts)It would carry a reservoir with a remote release.
If I was lucky there would be a lot of visitors there.
Nitram
(22,890 posts)Gothmog
(145,619 posts)No one will show up except magaites
Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)Hassler
(3,390 posts)grumpyduck
(6,265 posts)A circle of maybe twenty or thirty Porta-Potties arranged around that inflatable of T. That way people paying their dis-respects can do a #1, a #2, or a #3.
Power 2 the People
(2,437 posts)java108
(129 posts)I plan on turning that grave into a Pollock done in shades of brown.
Rabrrrrrr
(58,352 posts)and rage against their impotency.
jmowreader
(50,563 posts)What they REALLY should do is:
1. Cremate the bastard.
2. Get a 155mm howitzer round. Dump half the explosive out of it and refill it with Trump's ashes.
3. Insert a proximity fuze set to go off 200 feet above the ground.
4. Load it into a cannon.
5. Fire it over one of Camp Lejeune's artillery ranges. And do it without news coverage.
This will prevent Trump's gravesite from becoming a Nazi shrine.