Baddabing!

[Soph0571]

Hehehe

[zed nada]

1. Theocracy?.....?

Surely not. Couldn't happen here...right?

[mgardener]

2. So God....

Needs to use a pussy grabbing, liar, cheat and thief to extend his plan for mankind ?
He can't do better then that?????

[displacedtexan]

12. Sounds like Pat doesn't believe the god of Abraham is omnipotent.

Blasphemy much, Pat?

[safeinOhio]

3. Pat appears to be

a Gold Calf Christian, not one that reads and follows the Beatitudes.

[FailureToCommunicate]

4. +1 for 'Golden Calf Christian'

[keithbvadu2]

6. Pat Robertson and his ilk are CBR - Cash Based Religion.

Pat Robertson and his ilk are CBR - Cash Based Religion.

Judas was an early modern day conservative disciple.

Judas got 30 pieces of silver, but just once, for selling Christ.

Pat Robertson, Jim Bakker and their ilk get millions of dollars repeatedly for selling Christ.

Judas was a fool for doing a one-time sale.

[Geechie]

10. Wow

So he didn't kill himself out of shame and guilt. He did it because he realized how much he could have made if he'd just waited a while. It all makes sense now!

[padah513]

11. Lol

I think you forgot the little sarcasm thingy.

[dchill]

5. The Lord works in mysterious ways, OR...

That's just bullshit. You decide.

[tblue37]

7. But they were very comfortable with revolting against Obama. If God put Trump

into office, then surely the same could be said about Obama.

[malaise]

13. Their god would never allow a black man in their white house

Tut tut chile!!

[lsewpershad]

8. Guess God's plan

is to bring America to it's knees.

[colorado_ufo]

9. I needed that!

Hilarious!