Damn! Ted "Kiss of Death" Cruz must be one important dude!

[11 Bravo]

Forget the fact that the (alleged) Zodiac Killer nuked any chance Texas Tech had in last night's NCAA title game with his premature celebration ... look where the pitiful schmuck was sitting!

What ... couldn't they find him a seat OUTSIDE of the arena?

Fucking loser.

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/04/curse-ted-cruz

[gratuitous]

1. Seems to be a thing for Texas Republicans

Back in 2015, Gov. Abbott got prematurely excited about Houston winning the LDS against the Royals:

Astros Prematurely Congratulated

Screen capture of the tweet at the link. Abbott tried to play it off as not premature, merely a statement of encouragement. When that didn't fly, he said it wasn't him who tweeted it out, but a staffer. He finally just deleted the tweet and hoped nobody would ever remember.

Royals fans haven't had a lot of good seasons to remember in the last 40 years, so yeah, we remember Governor.

[underpants]

2. What a douchenozzle

Reminds me of the seats we had to see Pearl Jam. We didn't have to worst seats in the house....but we could see the guy who did.

[Blue Owl]

3. He's in the cruzbleed section alright

n/t

[walkingman]

4. An embarrassment to Tejas, the US, and humanity in general. Says something about

Texas for electing such a douche bag.