How to pick a roommate.....

[brooklynite]

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[Salviati]

1. If someone didn't want me as a roommate because of my astrological sign...

... I'd feel as if I had dodged a bullet.

[uppityperson]

3. +++++

[cwydro]

2. Ableist?

I mean, I know what that means...but in this context?

[Niagara]

4. I Am A Capricorn

Capricorns are leaders, loyal, dependable, resourceful, responsible, and have high standards. The high standards is a bit of a handicap as we tend to get overwhelmed. We're not going to jump off that bridge because everyone else is doing it. If someone needs help, we will help them.

We're reserved and not actually shy. We can read people and are usually correct on our intuitions. We like stability and most often being alone. If another person sends off bad vibes, there's no way we're going to interact with said person.

If someone betrays or embarrasses us, we have no problem cutting them out permanently. We can be unforgiving and we never forget how badly someone treated us.

There is nothing wrong with Caps. We just don't deal with B.S.

A few known Capricorns: Stephen Hawking, Michelle Obama, Dolly Parton, David Bowie and Elvis Presley.

[Tanuki]

5. Jesus was a Capricorn

[Niagara]

9. +1

[Codeine]

6. Astrology is utter tripe.

Making housing decisions based anything as completely insignificant as the position of planets at the time of birth should warrant a solid punch in the nose. Fucking bilge-brained imbeciles.

[frogmarch]

7. But...but...

Jesus was a Capricorn! Who would say no to Jesus?

[tblue37]

8. A Capricorn? From Cohen's "Suzanne Takes You Down":

. . .I

And Jesus was a sailor
When he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching
From his lonely wooden tower

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