"I am a young vibrant man!!!"

[FM123]

Trumpy just said this. Aloud. In front of people!
I turned on the news and almost fell to the floor laughing, he is really out of his mind.

[dalton99a]

1. Fucking moron

Link to tweet

[delisen]

20. Is Trump doing Viagra ads now?

or has Instabust developed a product for men.
I will spare everyone the link to Instabust.

[Pepsidog]

38. I am Putin's Bitch

[smirkymonkey]

54. No, listen up, you fat, stupid fuck.

You are an old, extremely unhealthy, low-energy, morbidly obese, hideously ugly, pathetic excuse of a man.

How you manage to convince yourself that you are young and vibrant only proves that you are suffering from dementia and/or severe mental illness.

[trueblue2007]

65. Trump: "I'm a young, vibrant man"

Actually, you are an old fat pig ......

[Zoonart]

2. I'm a coffee pot

[Moostache]

3. A Covfefe pot? I bet if you sold one marked as such that you'd cash in... (n/t)

[OMGWTF]

53. A smocking hot covfefe pot!

[FM123]

4. Best answer ever!

[Zoonart]

7. LOL

[Dennis Donovan]

6. I'm the Queen of Spain!

[Zoonart]

10. I thought I recognized you.

[csziggy]

14. I always liked this bit, too

Especially this line:

Mortimer Brewster: Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036613/quotes/?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu

[Zoonart]

16. One of my all time favorites.

[malaise]

26. Too good

[Grasswire2]

24. Well, I'm a little teapot! nt

[marylandblue]

5. Adderall will do that to you.

[GoCubsGo]

8. Sure. And, I'm the Queen of Sheba.

Deranged Donald is deranged.

[Moostache]

9. It's Alice in Wonderland come to life...

Opposite of EVERYTHING he says is truth.

Please universe, allow today to be the day his heart explodes and he drops dead. Please.

[dalton99a]

13. +1

[malaise]

27. The Young and the Restless

[Fritz Walter]

40. Dropping dead would be too merciful

He should be incapacitated but aware of what's happening while his whole crooked empire is dismantled, and his family & cohorts are brought down in disgrace.

[Moostache]

42. I'd settle for either eventuality at this point! (n/t)

[Brawndo]

11. That line stopped all conversation in my workplace, everyone busted up, even the republicans

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. And I'm Miss Universe.

[ProudLib72]

15. I r a SAUSAGE!

[eShirl]

17. pbbbbbbbp!

[Raven]

18. In your dreams you obese old fart. n/t

[llmart]

19. I think he's doing this so he can plead insanity when he's indicted.

He sees it coming.

This is what I tell myself to make me feel better about the state our country is in if there's a crisis.

[sarabelle]

21. Two lies in one sentence. Word gymnastics. nt

[Wednesdays]

47. Three, perhaps, if you include the word "man"

Lots of folks here question whether he is fully human.

[Raven123]

22. Thanks. I thought he said "I'm an undone frightened man"

[Ohiogal]

23. I have spit out

way too much coffee reading his insane gibberish.....

This one really takes the cake!

[Maeve]

25. If he's young, I'm a babe in arms

Well...I might still be a babe, but I don't carry arms...except my hurley stick...

[LakeArenal]

34. I remember Dave Letterman said....

Fabulous babe. He must have been thinking of you! 😉

[MrsCoffee]

28. Dotard said what?!?

[maxsolomon]

29. He thinks he is an insult comedian.

SHS has already said "he was being sarcastic" about several of his statements. This will be another.

[area51]

30. O rilly?

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[True Blue American]

37. :)

[Hekate]

31. That's what his magic mirror tells him every day

So today he flashed his trademark smile and stood up straight for a second -- even malignant narcissists get senile.

[NewJeffCT]

32. My response on Twitter

was that if Donny is a vibrant young man, then I'm Zac Efron

[ProudMNDemocrat]

33. And I AM the Queen of England......

Elizabeth I when I get all dressed up in my Elizabethan finery.

[LakeArenal]

35. Vibrant young man afraid of the Correspondent's Dinner.

[True Blue American]

36. Joe was laughing,too.

He remarked on the View if Trump was in better shape than him he needed to do something!

Joe really has Trump going.

[lillypaddle]

39. All I have to say ...

[TNNurse]

41. He should have been hauled away for a psych evaluation after that statement.

[pdsimdars]

43. young, vibrant man . . . .compared to the crypt keeper.

[Dave Starsky]

44. He can't walk thirty feet without fatiguing.

He uses a golf cart to go anywhere--even driving it onto the green, which is verboten in golf.

He once had to take a limo to literally walk across the street.

Tell us all about it, you morbidly obese, demented old fart.

[Grammy23]

48. I'm sure the press who were gathered for his send off to the NRA meeting

had to stifle the urge to quiz him on the use of golf carts when others around him were on foot. Of course he’d have had a snappy retort or a withering answer. He is a despicable man/child. I will shed no tears when he drops dead or succumbs to a long, painful departure to hell. (I don’t really believe in hell or heaven, per se, but in his case, I’ll make an exception and hope there is a hellish like place for him to reside for a few centuries.)

[NewJeffCT]

51. I remember that

at the G7 summit about 2 years ago, he needed a golf cart to keep up with the other world leaders who were walking, including Angela Merkel who is only a few years younger than Donny (and a woman!!)

[Dave Starsky]

62. Yup.

He was the ONLY participant there who needed to be hauled around in a cart. Everyone else was walking, and at a relatively slow pace.

I don't recall anyone in the MSM remarking how odd that was, at the time. He looked like a pathetic invalid. Even FDR looked and acted more sprightly towards the end of his life, and he was in a fucking wheelchair.

I'm pretty much counting on cardiovascular disease to remove this asshole from office, since no governmental power will do it. Arterial plaque is our only hope. It seems to be doing a pretty good job on him so far.

[NBachers]

45. Boogie till you puke, dude!

[Paladin]

46. He's a morbidly obese, hateful, dirty old man, functioning at a 4th-grade mental level.

Just to re-state the obvious.

[tanyev]

49. Keep a safe distance from that man at all times.

One of these days there’s bound to be a lightning bolt with his name on it.

[meow2u3]

50. He's about as young and vibrant as a brontosaurus!!

[peggysue2]

52. What?????

The man really is deranged!

[LanternWaste]

55. So he does support the Self-Identify movements. nt

[spooky3]

56. and I'm Serena Williams.

(could I just be her for one day???)

[Cattledog]

57. Biggest ass in America

[keithbvadu2]

58. Trump rides a golf cart while other leaders walk

Trump rides a golf cart while other leaders walk

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=e0PDXO2NJ8rb-gShg6aQCQ&q=trump+rides+golf+cart+other+leaders+walk&btnK=Google+Search&oq=trump+rides+golf+cart+other+leaders+walk&gs_l=psy-ab.3...5790.19031..20029...2.0..0.477.6951.0j40j1j0j1....2..0....1..gws-wiz.....6..35i39j0j0i131j0i22i30._5Tc9cJ1e6o

[Dave Starsky]

63. He can't walk even ten yards without fatiguing.

He once had to take a limo to walk across the street from the White House. I'm not even kidding about that.

[PatrickforO]

59. Well he is a master of positive self-talk, that's for sure.

There's no way to spin off aging. When you're in your seventies you are no longer young.

But then, Trump IS the Father of Lies.

Oh, wait...I think that's someone else...

Hey, perhaps Trump is a young infernal imp!

[Vinca]

60. What a hunka hunka burning delusion.

There are millions of words to use to describe the Orange Fuhrer, but "young" isn't among them.

[NastyRiffraff]

61. Apropos of what?

Nothing, I'd bet. He's raving again.

[hunter]

64. Watching the sunset sitting in a Cialis bathtub.

The other tub empty.

[11 Bravo]

66. That's an anagram for "About my virgin? Manana!"

(He was flashing back to his days of walking in on teenage beauty contestants.)

[nini]

67. says the lard ass that had to use a cart at the G8 conference

while other world leaders were able to walk a few blocks.

[Hassler]

68. Only a decrepit dotard would say he's a young vibrant man.

An actual young man would say he was a vibrant young man. Except a vibrant young man wouldn't say that either.

[Totally Tunsie]

69. To which Melanoma replied...

"The bulls, they shit."