I may have figured out why trump* thinks he looks young and vibrant

[Siwsan]

Is it possible that someone, and I'm not going to guess WHO (Melania) had a full length 'fun house' mirror installed in his bathroom?

Just a guess, but I think it's as good an explanation as any.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. For Trump to "look" fit, he would have to be 7 foot tall.

[Shrike47]

9. Then he would weigh 500 pounds.

[Initech]

19. He's got to weigh over 300. Easily.

I'm at that weight and I definitely call "bullshit" to Trump's claim of 239, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that he's lying his ass off about his weight.

[Wounded Bear]

20. I keep telling people: 239 kilograms...

[Initech]

21. ROFL!!!!

[elleng]

2. SOMETHING like that,

without which NO ONE would EVER compare the way tr looks favorably with Joe Biden's appearance!

[SoCalNative]

3. I think that he probably has a portrait

in the attic at Trump Tower, but the effect is in reverse of the one kept by Dorian Gray.

[Ohiogal]

4. Could be.

But somehow I think Melatonia wants nothing to do with the bloated old pus bag and only makes the required arm candy appearances as required by her contract.

[Siwsan]

6. But, if it makes him look foolish, she might just get a kick out of it

Not that he needs any help looking foolish.....

[notdarkyet]

5. Drugs.

[Siwsan]

7. Drugs plus dementia

Always a possibility.

[murielm99]

8. A mirror that lies...

There was one of those in the ladies' locker room at the gym I used. It made everyone look elongated. I laughed.

[duforsure]

10. He looks both very,very old , and sick .

That's probably why he's hiding his medical records, he's in bad health, and its showing now.

[Siwsan]

13. I have no doubt they are hiding a plethora of his medical issues

#1 being dementia.

[safeinOhio]

16. I don't think he has dementia.

He has always been dumb as a rock.

[Siwsan]

18. Intelligence has nothing to do with dementia

It's his behavior. My mother died of Alzheimer's, and I see a whole lot of familiar behaviors.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. He has a magic mirror.

Every morning he stands in front of it and chants, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the studliest of all?" And the mirror, wanting to keep its job, obediently says, "You are, Mr. President!" but laughs hysterically after he leaves the room and starts wondering how it could go about applying for a better job, maybe at an old movie stars' home in Hollywood.

[no_hypocrisy]

14. Here you go . . . . .

[unblock]

12. sycophants.

who around him would tell him otherwise?

[Siwsan]

15. A modern day version of The Emperor's New Clothes

Although I fear that the sight of trump*, sans clothes, could cause permanent blindness.

[TheBlackAdder]

17. Some men don't grow up. If possible, they end up cruising Miss Teen America dressing rooms.

[Vinca]

22. In the late 60's I worked at a psychiatric hospital and there was an elderly, obese patient

who thought she was a gorgeous, little 18 year old. (She lived in the room next to the lady who would only eat lima beans and cucumbers. It was an interesting place.) I think Don's delusions are just that . . . delusions. He's bonkers.