For Rafael (Ted Cruz):

[Atticus]

I do not like you, Rafael
I wish you would go straight to hell
And, no one with a sense of smell
Is buying what you have to sell!

You're quite adept at shovelling shit
In fact, you seem at home in it
And, that is why we see you sit
Amongst known assholes quite a bit.

So, please don't bother trying to say
You don't know that to earn your pay
You're obligated every day
To help the wealthy have their way.

I know that it's been said before
But, let me say it one time more:
I think you should be shown the door.
The simple reason: you're a whore.

[Wounded Bear]

1. Well played...

[malaise]

2. Hope this goes viral

It's excellent

Off to the greatest page

[rurallib]

3. I regret that I have but one rec to give this thread

[demigoddess]

5. +1

[Hortensis]

11. +1. :) More! We could use one for The Anointed One's split personality,

though it seems suppressed these days and material might be thin. Reportedly people are fleeing religion, gotten a bad name somehow, and maybe times just aren't right for a dominionist opportunist to appear... Waiting for the coming together of both masters for one goal?

[dameatball]

4. Ha! I read this and thought of The Cat in the Hat.

[Atticus]

6. Cruz read "Green Eggs And Ham" into the Senate record during one of his

publicity stunts.

[dameatball]

7. Yes, I forgot he did that.

[11 Bravo]

8. Nicely done! Funny as Hell, and it scans.

(I'm kind of a meter nazi when reading parody songs, poems, etc; and you absolutely nailed it!)

[2naSalit]

9. Excellent!!

[Gothmog]

10. Thank you for posting this

[Perseus]

12. I am going to have to put some music to that beautiful poem

I do need to come with a bridge though.

Well done, I think Shakespeare would applaud.