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Javaman

(62,530 posts) Fri May 10, 2019, 11:03 AM May 2019

My new euphemism when I go use the bathroom now...

"excuse me, I have to go take a trump"

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My new euphemism when I go use the bathroom now... (Original Post) Javaman May 2019 OP

I prefer the old Carlin line on that front... Moostache May 2019 #1

More Carlin genius malaise May 2019 #3

Don't forget to wipe your Limbaugh. lpbk2713 May 2019 #2

It sounds better if you use the nykym May 2019 #4

Moostache

(9,895 posts)

1. I prefer the old Carlin line on that front...

Reply to Javaman (Original post)

Fri May 10, 2019, 11:21 AM

May 2019

I'm going to LEAVE a Trump!!!

malaise

(269,035 posts)

3. More Carlin genius

Reply to Moostache (Reply #1)

Fri May 10, 2019, 11:41 AM

May 2019

https://www.salon.com/2016/11/07/heaven-help-us-george-carlin-was-right-donald-trump-is-america/
<snip>
Carlin said the following:

"Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out."

The Con is proof

lpbk2713

(42,759 posts)

2. Don't forget to wipe your Limbaugh.

Reply to Javaman (Original post)

Fri May 10, 2019, 11:36 AM

May 2019

...

nykym

(3,063 posts)

4. It sounds better if you use the

Reply to Javaman (Original post)

Fri May 10, 2019, 02:01 PM

May 2019

original family name.
I am going to leave a Drumpf!

You wouldn't want to "take" that would be disgusting.

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