Help me: Find a female legislator who has spoken about male anatomy/reproduction with even...

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remotely the same breathtaking ignorance of that anatomy or reproductive capabilities or functions that male legislators talk about female anatomy or reproductive capabilities or functions.

Is there a female legislator-talking-about-males equivalent of "If it was a legitimate rape, the body has some way of shutting that whole thing down!" or "We'll just reimplant the ectopic pregnancy, therefore no abortion required!"?

I have decided to hold my breath until I get a satisfying answer... I realize now that I may have made a mistake.

[pangaia]

1. I don;t know for sure...... Susan Collins ?

Not a legislator but, Sarah Huckabee Sanders ?

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2. First time offenders receive a mandatory vasectomy. Second offense castration.

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5. Vasectomies can be reversed

For the dumbass in Ohio who thinks ectopic embryos can be implanted in the uterus, maybe a mandatory vasectomy is in order. When he wants it reversed, he need merely fill out a small form indicating that he wants to father a child. He will need supporting declarations from an economist to certify that he has the financial ability to support a child; a doctor who will certify that his health is good enough to parent the child for the next 25 years; a woman who is willing to bear the child and provide a similar 25 year parenting period; a couples counselor who will certify that the dumbass and the woman are sufficiently compatible to stay together for 25 years and not subject the child to the trauma of divorce and maintain a happy, healthy, supportive home environment.

Those requirements shouldn't be too onerous for a man, should they? I mean, if he's truly serious about being a father. Then he can have his vasectomy temporarily reversed.

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13. Well argued, gratuitous. Make it so! Perhaps we should also require estrogen supplements.

After all, parents have to be married to be granted procreation rights. Wouldn't want to tempt them to murder the pre-embryonic micro babies in their precious male seed.

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3. You are probably unconscious now. I think you'll start breathing.

Fingers crossed.

[Blue Owl]

4. Joni Ernst has castrated a nut or two in her day

[malaise]

6. ROFL

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7. I vaguely remember...

A woman state legislator in Georgia (?). If I remember correctly she proposed legislation requiring men to have counseling prior to getting viagra etc and have their sexual partners sign document agreeing to the viagra.

[MLAA]

8. Found it!

https://wgxa.tv/news/local/georgia-lawmaker-proposes-restrictions-on-viagra-porn-for-men

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9. Doesn't sound crazy though

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10. Sorry, I skimmed your request and missed the Crazy part 😉

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11. You're OK

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14. it was sarcasm.

just intended to show how stupid they were.

[UTUSN]

12. K&R- well, the dude bits *are* simpler, whatcha see is ... I better move along...

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15. LOL