At the state dinner in England, all the ladies present should wear

[MineralMan]

"Nasty Woman" clothing:

[PCIntern]

1. Or hats with the words

U.S.S John S. McCain

[MineralMan]

2. Or both.

[Traildogbob]

11. Easy to get

U.S.S. John McCain hats are easy to get. Go to any one of many sites to buy. Usually $20 bucks. Every dem in America should wear them. It would be a huge outnumbering of red hats. And not a penny goes to tRump. "Medals of America" is one site. Make prisoners of war great again.

[Ohiogal]

3. I hope they dine on lobster and caviar

And serve the Trump family greasy fast food. “We heard this is what you people eat.”

[MineralMan]

4. Either that or go all retro and serve a saddle of mutton.

[madinmaryland]

28. That looks really good!

[MineralMan]

31. Well, the photo is actually a saddle of lamb, which IS

really good. Mutton is impossible to get in the United States, but I ate it in Turkey when I was there. There were these takeout-type restaurants in Samsun near my base. They had a leg of mutton on a vertical spit in front of a charcoal fire behind steel mesh. Underneath the spit was a tray full of couscous and vegetables. As the spit turned, the juices from the roasting mutton dripped into it. It was the local version of shawarma, in its most primitive form.

When you ordered a plate, the guy running the place sliced thin slices of the mutton off onto your plate, and then scooped up some of the couscous mixture. A pita bread was laid on top of it. Pretty much the most wonderful thing I've ever eaten, actually. A plate cost about $1 US.

Anyhow....mutton is good. Think of the unique flavor of lamb, amplified about 5 times. The taste for mutton, however, has disappeared in this country, although in the 18th and 19th century, it was a staple in most kitchens. The unique flavor, apparently, is no longer appreciated. If you want mutton today, you'd have to find a sheep farmer and buy the whole animal and have it butchered for you.

That may change, though, with the growing population of Islamic immigrants. Mutton is halal, and I expect to be able to find it somewhere before long. When I do, I'm going to have a 19th century feast and invite everyone to it. The menu will be straight out of an old cookbook from the period.

[Tanuki]

13. I hope they serve haggis, in honor of his mother who immigrated to the U.S. from Scotland.

[3catwoman3]

30. And Spotted Dick...

...for dessert.

[Merlot]

5. Men can wear t-shirts too.

Would look nice under a tuxedo jacket.

[MineralMan]

6. Here's a nice one for the men:

[JoeOtterbein]

17. Your first t-shirt made me LOL! This one made me...

...ROFL !!!!!!

[MineralMan]

18. Thanks!

[JoeOtterbein]

20. Thank you for the laughs MM.

I needed them!

[happybird]

32. What a great shirt!

Love it!

[George II]

7. or this:

Link to tweet

[Generic Other]

8. haha that's my twitter handle

Love it.

[MineralMan]

9. Too Cool!

[ancianita]

10. I'd rather they wear sashes bearing the message. No need to look frumpy about it.

[MineralMan]

12. Well, I think that would be just fine.

However they prefer to express themselves is just fine, it seems to me.

Frumpiness is to be avoided, of course. On the other hand, by adopting the frumpy fashion habits of Americans, perhaps they could form a closer bond with citizens of their former colony. I will leave it to the Royal Family to decide.

[ancianita]

16. The American frump habit is no bonding basis of any message. We have 45 for that.

I'd like to find out that the Royal Family has successfully bonded by wire with 45.

[csziggy]

14. To be more subtle they could take a tip from Jill Wine-Banks - wear jewlry with a political meaning

IMpeach
https://www.jillwinebanks.com/jills-pins-content/2019/5/25/impeach

19th Century
https://www.jillwinebanks.com/jills-pins-content/2019/5/20/19th-century

Power
https://www.jillwinebanks.com/jills-pins-content/2019/5/6/power

All of Jill Wine-Banks pins: https://www.jillwinebanks.com/jills-pins-content?category=Jill%27s%20Pins

[MineralMan]

15. I love her pins!

So creative!

[csziggy]

19. Me, too - even though I almost never wear jewelry at all

I don't even wear my "wedding"* ring - but my husband wears his.

(*It's in quotes since we didn't have a wedding and didn't exchange rings. Six months after we made our union legal we traveled across country and in the Southwest bought two turquoise and mother of pearl rings. My husband wore his until the stones fell out, mine sat on the dresser. For our fifth anniversary we bought gold bands. I promptly lost mine, my husband wore his for years, then started wearing my turquoise ring. For our thirtieth anniversary we bought "infinity" rings with a braided band that is supposed to turn on the inner ring. I've bent mine so the band doesn't turn anymore. I wear it sometimes. My husband still wears his all the time.)

If I wore jewelry I would look for pins like Jill wears - they are great and make such great statements!

[MineralMan]

21. As a guy, I don't wear pins at all. However, I've been known to wear

political buttons during election years.

[csziggy]

22. well, Jill's pins are political so go for it!

[TNNurse]

23. C'mon, make it fancier.

They deserve the chance to get dressed up if they want.

[robleb]

24. better be careful about insulting tRump

if he feels humiliated he will want to build a wall between Great Britain and the U.S.

[bottomofthehill]

25. I am thinking they should all wear the shock doctor athletic supporter

To protect the Royal Private Parts. He is an admitted pussy grabber ( sexual assaulter )

[Bluepinky]

26. And the back of the shirt says "Moron Baby" with a picture of Trump.

[DBoon]

27. or this mask:

As sold on eBay: https://www.ebay.com/i/153441065134?chn=ps

[IggleDuer]

29. Perhaps an external chastity belt ...

... to prevent any pu$$y grabbing.