Quick! Some researcher needs to announce that they're on the verge

[MineralMan]

of creating new human hair follicles, based on fetal stem cell research. Trump will immediately cancel his ban on such research, and volunteer to be an early test subject.

Guaranteed.

[Cirque du So-What]

1. You sure about that?

More like him to speak out strongly against it, fight to keep it illegal, and then get the procedure done on the black market (or in Russia).

[dchill]

8. Yeah, that's more like it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That would require him to admit he needs it, which he would never do.

[SWBTATTReg]

3. A shame that this tissue isn't available. What if studying a particular disease required such ...

tissue, especially one that affects the newborn? Babies unfortunately die due to unfortunate circumstances, why not make this material available for research? Cures might arise of studying/using this material that would possibly save thousands...just a thought...

[NotASurfer]

4. Done

In 2017 the UT Southwestern dermatologist and cancer researcher had been investigating potential therapeutic targets for neurofibromatosis (NF1), a disfiguring disorder that causes masses of typically nonmalignant tumors to grow on or inside a person’s body. When the hair of his lab mice started turning gray or falling out, Dr. Le immediately recognized the potential of his finding.

“I never know what we will find, but I follow the data we generate wherever it leads us,” says Dr. Le, who holds both an M.D. and a Ph.D. from the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA). “Same thing with my life. I experience events in life and follow wherever they lead me.”

Now, as Dr. Le and researchers in his laboratory continue their quest to understand how mutations of the NF1 gene lead to tumors along nerves, another part of his lab focuses on the mechanism for hair graying and balding with an eye toward a possible treatment for these prevalent human conditions.

https://www.utsouthwestern.edu/research/in-pursuit/archive/year-2019/following-research.html

[TreasonousBastard]

5. Many years ago, I remember a researcher at Bell Labs saying...

"Forget about the guy yelling 'Eureka'. The person to watch is the one who says 'Now, that's interesting...'"

[The Mouth]

7. Love that quote

Stealing

thanks, you treasonous bastard, you

[Kaiserguy]

6. From the looks of his hair

He is already a walking example of a science experiment gone bad.

[Hortensis]

10. You must be right, with everything else suggesting

a science experiment gone wrong and the hair actually the least of it.

[Hortensis]

9. Brilliant idea! The cancelling the ban anyway,

suspect our Coward in Chief will let others be the test subjects.

[hvn_nbr_2]

11. Even better would be a cheaper better Viagra. nt