For The Win: AXE responds to Twitter feed by telling one responder to effectively fuck off!

[TheBlackAdder]

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Twitter can be a cesspool, we all know, fame is a fickle, fleeting thing in that particular forum. Fifteen minutes of fame has turned with whiplash speed to 15 seconds, if one is lucky, but one thing that seems here to stay is the influence of witty, current, and snarky corporate accounts.

Enter, believe it or not, Axe Body Spray and Pride Month.

Quick background: because equality feels like oppression to the oppressor, of course, straight people are pissed off that there is a LGBQT+ Pride parade to commemorate the month of June's celebration of legal and social freedom for those who aren't cis-gendered heterosexuals. So, just like the white people asking, "Why isn't there a WHITE HISTORY MONTH HMPH FLOUNCE FLOUNCY FLOUNCE," we have your homophobic sh*tstains demanding there be a STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE.

Twitter, of course, drags these people and leaves them for the raccoons, as the Good Book instructs, but it's especially fun when corporate accounts get in on it.

Link to tweet

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/06/axes-corporate-twitter-not-here-your

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[Dennis Donovan]

1. I think Jill must be on her way home now and does not yet realize she's become a star...

...since she left the post up and is getting crushed with replies - 99.9% negative to her position.

Account will be gone by tonight. VM will be full. Welcome to the big leagues, Jill...

[TheBlackAdder]

2. I didn't even click on her Twitter account. That's too funny!

[Dennis Donovan]

3. Twitter (and the vast majority of its users) is a great antidote to stupid people...

Conservatives call this "censorship". In reality, it's their own stupid views (like Jill's) that get them in trouble.

...and, yes, of COURSE she's a trump supporter.

Link to tweet

[gratuitous]

7. I hope Jill appreciates Nancy Pelosi saying publicly that she prays for Trump

But somehow I'd bet that Jill doesn't appreciate Pelosi's prayers.

[superpatriotman]

4. Likely a Bot

From a troll farm

[Dennis Donovan]

5. I don't think so. She not retweeting fake stories...

More like your typical Deplorable.

[irisblue]

6. As of 5:45pm EDT, that twitter acct is still open & blithely tweeting away

[Dennis Donovan]

9. Dumber than your average Deplorable...

That's a helluva feat! Guessing velcro shoes?

[irisblue]

10. Smug self righteous person. Yeah velcro

[slumcamper]

8. "Greater moral leadership from Axe Body Spray than the Republican Party"

That statement is worthy of committing to memory!

[Progressive Jones]

11. Pride Parades have been going on since the very early 70s.

The mopes are just now getting their panties in a bunch? LMAO!
A little slow on the uptake, I'd say.

[Lars39]

12. I love this phrase...

"Twitter, of course, drags these people and leaves them for the raccoons, as the Good Book instructs,..."