After a heart-attack, this CAPTIONer is back. . . . Please CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("Fool me once and you'll be dead!" ) Trump is saying, "You know me, dear, I've never been a fan of dying, but this place is pretty classy."

[renate]

1. Wait... are you saying YOU had a heart attack?

[skip fox]

3. Yes.

It was my second. (I'm 72.) My first in 2014, 4-way bypass in 2015. Heart attack last Thurs. In the hospital until Sun. Now out and CAPTIONing.

[renate]

6. oh my goodness! I'm so glad you're better and back!

How scary that must have been. I'm so glad you're back with us!

[skip fox]

7. Thanks.

I don't make so much of this because I felt as though I died once (first heart attack) and saw nothing, zip, zilch, and was not displeased. In retrospect I felt that dying/afterlife was empty, and was refreshed. I had a sense of being re-leaved al life's twaddle in nanoseconds and felt as I'm been dead 10 billion years. A relief. Or maybe, I I told my students, I came to before the flames began. I.e., I feel as though I have perspective.

[lunatica]

2. Here's an emblem for headstones for atheists

Approved headstones used in the Arlington cemetery

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/emblems.htm

[ProudLib72]

4. The Rump is saying...

"Look, Mel, they really need to spruce this place up. Just think how fantastic it would be if these white things were painted gold!"

[skip fox]

5. sweet

[lpbk2713]

8. "Get these things out of the way and it would make a swell golf course."

"I"ll get my people working on it right away."

[UTUSN]

9. Allow me to salute you with a K&R from a co-cardiac. Tnks, faithful DUer!