Trump ROTFLMAO

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. What a hot mess that guy is.

Did he find his suit jacket in the lost-and-found box at the homeless shelter?

[marble falls]

4. You can bet its off the shelf and and not made in the US. And $499.99 at the Trump store.

[marble falls]

2. "Right arm, dude, right arm! Power to the peep hole!"

[TheBlackAdder]

6. Correction, he's making a fisting gesture. Power to the poop hole.

[Dennis Donovan]

3. White Power!

...dick.

[Midnight Writer]

5. "The Blacks love me!"

[canetoad]

7. Does he have abnormally short arms?

My fingertips come to mid-thigh, then it's another hand's length to top of knee.

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[CatMor]

11. Yes, he does have abnormally short arms ....

it really showed when he was in that disastrous tux.

[smirkymonkey]

8. He looks disgusting.

Even more so than usual.

What a pig!

[Tanuki]

9. Malcolm McDowell as Caligula

[Croney]

10. I think his left arm is screwed on backwards.

[MLAA]

13. And he has two right arms apparently

[Grasswire2]

12. what does he think that gesture means?

He uses it quite regularly.

Often along with what is called the "white man's overbite" expression.

I have never understood it, precisely.

[Miigwech]

14. He and his ilk are the same as white grub, lawn invasion

Sure looks dickish ...

The posterior end of the white grub has several characteristics that enable us to identify the different species. These characteristics combined are called the "raster pattern". If you hold a grub between your thumb and forefinger, and use a small pin or knife to force the grub to "open up" (i.e., straighten out from its normal C-shape), you can look at the "tail end". Live grubs are not always cooperative, but with practice you can find the features. A small hand lens will help.

Each grub has a slit near its tail end through which it excretes fecal matter. That slit may be "transverse" (curved following the contour of the body), or it may have a Y-shaped branch in it. In addition there are several spines or hairs just in front of the slit. Those spines often have a very distinctive pattern. The combination of the shape of the slit and the pattern of spines is different for each species.

https://ag.umass.edu/home-lawn-garden/fact-sheets/white-grub-identification

[madamesilverspurs]

15. Well...........

White House lawn jockey




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[Hekate]

16. He's just about qualified for that job, too

[blue neen]

17. Such a tiny little fist.

He looks so........impotent or something.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. For a guy who's so obsessed with appearances you'd think he'd try harder

to be sure his clothes fit properly and that he gets a decent haircut. With that cap on it looks like he's got a mullet, like so many members of his cult.