Kellyanne Conway Decides To Lie Low Until Rule Of Law Dies Down

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON—Following a special counsel recommendation that the White House counselor be fired for violating the Hatch Act, Kellyanne Conway reportedly decided Thursday to lay low until the rule of law dies down.

“All I gotta do is keep a low profile and power through until the laws governing this country have no repercussions,” said Conway, who resolved to cool her heels in a Virginia safe house while waiting for anarchy to prevail and the system of justice to completely crumble.

“As soon as the U.S. stops regulating the actions of its citizens and finally succumbs to chaos, I should be able to get away scot-free. Just have to hold out a little longer while the rules ordering society become completely meaningless. Then I can get back to business as usual.”

At press time, Conway predicted America’s descent into a lawless wasteland would clear her within a week.

https://politics.theonion.com/kellyanne-conway-decides-to-lay-low-until-rule-of-law-d-1835497591

[DavidDvorkin]

1. I'm glad they corrected it from "lay" as they had it originally

That's still in the URL, which was probably generated automatically from the original title.

[ProudLib72]

2. Hmmm, methinks that safe house is in Crystal Meth City, VA

[dawg day]

3. What is it the taxpayers pay her $174K a year for?

Really. She seems to do nothing but bleat nasties to the press, and kneel barefoot on the Oval Office sofa looking like a dog who can text.

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. Pretty good commentary from The Onion there (nt)

[llmart]

5. Why does the word "haggard" come to mind when I look at this picture?

n/t

[JI7]

6. that's actually a good pic