Today is Trumps birthday. What birthday wish/greeting do you have?

[Funtatlaguy]

Here’s mine:
Resign and move to Mar-a-Lago right after a nice stay at Fort Leavenworth.

[Thomas Hurt]

1. Resign and may no one outside your family acknowledge your presence again.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. "May it be your last one"

[Paladin]

11. You beat me to it. (nt)

[MANative]

14. Yup, this.

[susanr516]

22. Indeed.

[smirkymonkey]

36. +1000

YES!

[2naSalit]

39. +++++++++++++++++++++++!!!!

[ornotna]

3. I'm just wishing him what he already does.

Eat shit and bark at the moon.

[NewJeffCT]

4. A worldwide audience

to watch the release of the Pee Tape?

[Ohiogal]

5. Drop dead, asshole.

Short and sweet .....

[bdamomma]

8. exactly

I was thinking the same thing. Great minds...............and all that.

on Flag Day??? that POS was born on Flag Day?? how ironic when he doesn't give a shit about the flag or the country.

[Funtatlaguy]

23. Oh no, he REALLY loves the flag.

[bdamomma]

24. he loves it so much

probably wiping that big backside he has or is the Constitution.

Beware of those who hug the flag and carry a cross. That cross may strike him dead.

[malaise]

9. Ditto

[dalton99a]

19. +1

[Funtatlaguy]

6. Do you think required bday nookie is in Melanias pre-nup. 🤢

[malaise]

10. What nookie

He can't get that lil thing up

[eShirl]

16. ...

[smirkymonkey]

37. Oh, gross!

The thought of that just makes me want to vomit.

[padah513]

7. He didn't tweet

And wish himself happy birthday yet?

[bdamomma]

12. we should have sent to him

or mail to him tons of cheetos.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻&#

[eShirl]

15. I hope he eats plenty of cake with frosting, ice cream, deep fried bacon-wrapped chicken,

lots of cheese and beans, french fries

and plenty of salt

[malaise]

17. ROFL

Two servings of everything

[Yonnie3]

18. Donnie two scoops!

Today, instead of him getting two scoops and everyone else one, he gets 73 scoops. One for each and every miserable year. And in celebration of his special day, everyone else will get none. Because it's always me, me, me, me, me, me .... for him.

I will not post what I really wish ...

[Initech]

42. Keep eating those Big Macs and Filet O Fishes. Oh and don't ever set foot on a treadmill.

Eating fast food in bed and yelling at Fox News is the healthiest thing a person can do! Got to keep that blood pressure up!

[democratisphere]

20. I believe now he is actually considered a fossil and should be relocated

to the Smithsonian Museum of Mysteries.

[dalton99a]

21. Trip and fall ASAP.

[redstatebluegirl]

25. Retire to Mar a lago, you are over your head.

[Faux pas]

26. ...

[forgotmylogin]

27. The hashtag on Twitter is FULL of people wishing Obama happy birthday prematurely!

There are people ironically pretending it's Obama's birthday
People wishing Chris Evans happy birthday (apparently his is the same day?)
People laughing that the hashtag is full of Obama pictures
Of course, MEMEZ and backhanded birthday wishes with pictures of orange jumpsuits and handcuff "gifts"

I know I've blocked and muted a good number of the rightwingers who end up in my social Venn diagram, but it took a good amount of scrolling to find legit birthday wishes for the Groper.

Many of those:

Are people with no avatar icon (potential bots or people who just signed up for Twitter to post this)
People with an 8-digit random number in their username like @Bob24981534 (probably bots)
People with thousands of tweets and very few follows or followers (likely bot accounts)
People with names and message syntax that imply Trump is not their actual president
Hilariously misspelled "you're brithday is also flag day (flag-emoji flag-emoji) thats y your so patriotic #MAAGAAAA (flag-emoji flag-emoji flag-emoji...)"
Have a username with some form of "libs" in it, like @Ownalltehlibz

It took a while to find a few legit birthday greetings from seemingly-real people accounts whose profiles aren't obviously labeled as rightwing echo-chambers.

[LuckyCharms]

28. I wish that his next shit is a hedgehog.

[Dirty Socialist]

29. I would do this

I would say I will give him the best birthday present ever, something 'uge! Then give him a plate of bull's bollocks.

[lark]

30. Sorry - but die motherfucker and make the world a much better place immediately.

PS - The majority of Americans hate you.

[Funtatlaguy]

31. I feel that you are holding back...lol.

[lark]

33. You get me!!!

That was about the nicest thing I could say, the rest involved physical retribution, then the ultimate end.

[Funtatlaguy]

34. And just in case the Secret Service is monitoring us, Lark kids.

[lark]

35. I am the most non-violent person in reality, a total pacifist.

I just have a vivid imagination.

BTW - thanks!

[onecaliberal]

40. You're thoughts are in good company.

[MuseRider]

32. May your birthday candles

burn all the way to the bottom.

[smirkymonkey]

38. One year closer to death.

That's about the best thing I can say.

[Initech]

41. Remind me who he is again? Didn't he used to sell steaks?

I forget...

[panader0]

43. When you're old and feeble

and are a syphilitic wreck,
may you fall through your own asshole
and break your fuckin' neck.

[GeorgeGist]

44. May it be his last.