Tiedrich tweet; "...hope you get something nice from the green card trophy wife"

[Dennis Donovan]

Link to tweet

Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich
happy birthday mister president! I hope you get something nice from the green card trophy wife who married you for your money, recoils at your touch, never smiles in your presence, refuses to share your bedroom, and sits in her room counting every second until your final breath

10:21 AM - Jun 14, 2019

[Wounded Bear]

1. I'm sure he has a strong pre-nup...

[xxqqqzme]

26. She will outlive it.

He won't.

[enid602]

54. Toad

I think trump is what’s known in Melania’s line of work as a toad.

[MontanaMama]

2. I'm counting every second

until his last breath as well.

[Moostache]

6. I too am breathlessly awaiting the expiration date on that racid carton of milk in a bad suit...

There is going to be a party like it's Dec. 31, 1999 again the day the small fingered vulgarian runs down the curtain and joins the bleeding choir invisible!!! Can't wait for the day he is an ex-human!!!

[malaise]

10. Join the line

[sprinkleeninow]

40. There should be a major recall like listeria or e-coli infected

ground beef or chicken nuggets.

[Ilsa]

22. This morning I was hoping this would be his last birthday.

364 days to go, 364 more times he might not wake up. Although, I would prefer he know it's happening and he can't stop it.

Fairy tales can come true
It can happen to you
If you're young at heart

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. She's not the only one counting every second until his final breath.

[lastlib]

55. Yeah, my bladder calls me every morning 5 a.m.--"is this the day?"

[lettucebe]

4. Truth hurts

Boy was this spot on.

[JDC]

5. Zing

[LibDemAlways]

7. She's no better than him.

Who wears a jacket proclaiming, " I Don't Care, Do You?" to an immigrant detention facility? Nasty piece of work that one sitting around on the taxpayer dime doing nothing. The earth will be a better place when both of them are gone.

[Duppers]

16. Yep.

That damn coat was unforgivable.

[LuvNewcastle]

39. And she's an immigrant herself!

Oh well, she's got hers. I'm sure she thinks that if Mexican immigrants want a better life they should marry their own pretend billionaires.

[Scarsdale]

47. Or earn it on their backs,

like she had to until HE came along. I read that she was aging out of the escort business and thinking of returning to Slutvania. Then she managed to catch his eye and the rest if history. One look at her miserable face and we know that "Money can not buy happiness"

[Leghorn21]

43. 100%, Lib. Until that day I was harboring a theory that she and Felix Sater were secretly married

and running a sting operation on MF45, taking notes, taping him, etc - they were eventually going to blow this whistle on this motherfucker and bring him down.

But yeah, the second I saw that jacket, my delightful fantasy collapsed.

I’ll never forgive her

[BlancheSplanchnik]

56. Never forget she spouted Fatass' birther bullshit.

I felt sorry for her being abused by the POSOTUS, until I learned she was right up there with him, spouting that racist crap. That was the end of any speck of sympathy from me!

Truly, she’s no better.

[sop]

8. Trump compared Melania to Jackie O.

(Politico) "President Trump likened his wife to the beloved former first lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, saying, 'We have our own Jackie O, it’s called Melania, Melania T”"

Obviously, Trump didn't really think before comparing "it" to Jaqueline Kennedy Onassis. He's confused, as usual. Trump probably sees himself as JFK, but in reality he's Aristotle Onassis, another rich old guy who bought himself a trophy wife who doesn't like him very much. But, even that analogy falls apart pretty quickly; Ari was an extremely wealthy self-made businessman, and Jackie wasn't a low-rent hustler like "Melania T."

[George II]

14. I couldn't believe it when I heard that this morning. Jackie Kennedy had more class....

....in her little toe than a dozen Melanias.

We can't even compare their relative taste - I don't think Jackie ever posed semi-naked on the wing of an airplane with a gun in her hand.

[Lonestarblue]

20. Nor did she wear clothes so tight that her butt showed.

Both last year and this year on the visit to England her tight skirts outlined her buttocks. Is it really appropriate to dress like that for an official visit? Yes, I’m an old fogey! I also don’t like seeing women in see-through clothes and bra straps hanging out.

[Ilsa]

24. I've been told

that this is the current style of skirts. And a tailoring magazine I subscribe to supports that. There was an article on using an old skirt pattern and making a series of adjustments to move the side seams and tighten under the rump.

[LuvNewcastle]

42. You think that's something, just wait until Kim Kardashian is President.

[sprinkleeninow]

41. * mouthed that this morning?

🤤

[Farmer-Rick]

15. No, no, the First Nude Lady has that title all to herself.

Jackie never posed nude or was an escort. NO, Malaria is the first sex worker to be married to a president. From talking to the supposed religious people here in TN, you would think the First Nude Lady was some kind of nun. I show them Malaria's butt whenever they claim she was a saint before she became Trump's permanent sex worker.

You can see it too https://nypost.com/2016/07/30/melania-trump-like-youve-never-seen-her-before/

[keithbvadu2]

18. FPOTUS . First Porn of the US.

FPOTUS . First Porn of the US.

[rwsanders]

25. Should be incorporated into official whitehouse portrait, so there will forever be a record of what

the republicans did to the US

[Ilsa]

37. I'd like her portrait to have that shift.

If you look from one angle, she's dressed, from the opposite angle, it's one of the tacky pictures she's posed for, maybe one with another woman.

[sprinkleeninow]

45. 👍

[Farmer-Rick]

32. Well done and with pictures

[sprinkleeninow]

44. Rec'd

[The rectal look. 🤧 How not classy for a first lady.]

[riversedge]

50. i did not want to see that at all.

[jayschool2013]

51. Who is that on the far right?

Must be Pat Nixon, right?

[lunatica]

53. That's Rosalyn Carter

[jayschool2013]

60. I was joking

Confusing a naked Malaria with Pat Nixon was supposed to be funny.

After all, I got my own joke. That's good enough, right?

[lunatica]

62. Well now that I know what you really meant

It is funny!

[Ilsa]

30. Show them more than the butt, please.

Show the pic of her rubbing skin with another woman. Remind them that if they are turned on, they need to go to confession!

[Farmer-Rick]

34. Oh, I have to put that one on my phone too.

[Fritz Walter]

31. She's no lady

The porn photos prove her gender, but not her femininity. She shows no sophistication, no sense of humor, no consideration toward others, no warmth, and no depth.

[Scarsdale]

49. How about that very

tasteful photo of her full frontal, fingering herself? That is class. (yeah, right)

[mnhtnbb]

59. I always say that photo is Melania demonstrating the technique

her husband uses for "grabbing women by the xxxxx".

She is just as no class as he is. Both of them are trash. She is what used to be called Euro trash in the 80's.


The Slovenian Slut will never make this list.

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/the-no-1-most-beloved-first-lady-of-all-time.html/

[lastlib]

57. "First Stripper" has been my moniker of choice for her.

"Lady" doesn't enter into the association.

[RVN VET71]

61. I have neutral feelings for Melanie

She made her bed, so to speak, and is suffering through life after selling her soul to a lying bankrupt never-billionaire. So everyday Individual-1 remains above the dirt is payback for her bad and greedy choice. But in terms of history, she's really a cipher, uninteresting and inconsequential. Individual-1 misspells her name (hence the "Melanie" above) and refers to her as an "it,"for chrissakes! Lordy (to echo a former FBI Director) she's suffering heavy humiliation every day, not to mention the disgust she must feel every time she changes her husband's diaper.

So I feel OK holding back any criticism of her. At least for now.

Now, as a widow, if her pre-nup does not include an ironclad NDA -- and I doubt it could include one that is legally defensible -- she may write (with assistance of course) her memoirs. And they could be interesting, in a sleazy, page-6 of Rupert Murdoch's NY Post sort of way. If she does, I may well borrow a copy to read in private.

[FakeNoose]

9. I doubt Chump will ever see Jeff's birthday greeting

But we can all enjoy it just the same!

[NBachers]

11. Maybe Malaria's replicant isn't doing anything today.

[ffr]

12. Amen!

[George II]

13. She brought her parents to the US as "chain migrants" (just like trump's mother!)

[keithbvadu2]

17. Melania was just an old 'anchor baby' for them.

Melania was just an old 'anchor baby' for them.

[keithbvadu2]

19. Smile on cue. Notice that he quit smiling before she did.

Smile on cue.
Notice that he quit smiling before she did.

[xxqqqzme]

23. He says something nasty to her

right before he turns around. I have always wondered what he said.

[keithbvadu2]

27. Something disheartening and insincere - like 'love you'.

Something disheartening and insincere - like 'love you'.

[monmouth4]

48. I have always thought it was her and the Obamas earlier, getting along so nicely and they making him

looking like a fool for trying to run in front of her, ignoring her, etc.

[madaboutharry]

28. It is so creepy how he looks so self-satisfied

after obviously saying something that upset her.

[Farmer-Rick]

38. You just want to slap that self satisfied look off his orange face.

It looks like she was so happy and he turns around and puts her down. And he was just so glad to do it. That psychopath sneer is just so telling. They love hurting people and can be caught with that look even in the case of some murderers.

[trev]

29. That is an incredibly telling vid. nt

[Blue Owl]

21. Wouldn't "It" be nice...

[SWBTATTReg]

33. Meow!!!! That's got to leave marks on our so called president...and by the way, I didn't ...

even know it's your birthday!!! I thought leeches and the dead didn't celebrate birthdays.

The only time I'll celebrate is when you finally pass on, or get voted out of office, and we're finally rid of your lies, your corruption, your stupid grin, your comb over hair style, too tall elevator shoes (almost tipping yourself over), idiotic and moronic behavior ideas.

If anything, it'll be a national holiday (and maybe even an international holiday worldwide, to finally get rid of you).

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

35. Ouch!

That's going to leave a mark.

[AllaN01Bear]

46. wonder what would happen if ice came after her.

[keithbvadu2]

52. That 'genius' visa doesn't seem so applicable after all.

[Skittles]

58. she and Stormy Daniels were with Donald for the same reason