I don't think Orlando's going to have any problem recouping its costs for Trumpalooza.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

The Trump Campaign has just announced that the audience will be treated to a concert by the world-famous rock legends.....The Guzzlers!




You know, The Guzzlers!

They've played at/had events cancelled at some of the greatest music venues of all time, ranging from Kirby's Ice House to the Armadillo Palace to Capone's Pizza Oven and Bar, to Kirby's Ice House again!

https://www.facebook.com/pg/guzzhouston/photos/?ref=page_internal

How can you have never heard about the musical stylings of The Guzzlers?

[Dennis Donovan]

1. Nothing on Wikipedia about them...

Not for nothing, but even Nickelback has a Wikipedia page.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Probably a garage band comprised of friends of Eric and Don Jr.

No other band wants to be associated with this dumpster fire.

[eppur_se_muova]

14. Typo -- dropped the 'b'. nt

[dameatball]

3. Traditional Russian folk music with bears spinning plates

[Thomas Hurt]

4. There is a Guzzlers out of Houston...

Looks like a group of middle aged dudes who do wedding gigs as a side hustle. They are in the big time now.


Get a taste of our musical flair when you see us perform live at different venues. We know 150 southern rock songs, 200 classic rock songs, and even 10 to 12 popular and disco songs from the 1980s. We are very versatile, and we know how to use our talent and skills to adapt and play for many demographics and tastes. Our specialties include:

• Music From the 1980s
• Blues
• Classic Rock
• Country

• Disco
• Rock N' Roll
• Soul Music

http://www.guzzlers.net/Live-Music-for-Events.html

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. "We know those songs. I'm not guaranteeing that we can actually sing them...."

"......But we do know them!"

[hedda_foil]

11. Cool look, guys!

I especially like their great range!

Get a taste of our musical flair when you see us perform live at different venues. We know 150 southern rock songs, 200 classic rock songs, and even 10 to 12 popular and disco songs from the 1980s. We are very versatile, and we know how to use our talent and skills to adapt and play for many demographics and tastes. Our specialties include:

• Music From the 1980s
• Blues
• Classic Rock
• Country
• Disco
• Rock N' Roll
• Soul Music

[OriginalGeek]

6. wait, this shitfest is today?

I may have to drive past the arena on the way home to laugh at the losers.

[Thomas Hurt]

7. Trump Touch Myself Rally

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. Tuesday. nt

[OriginalGeek]

9. oh lol, i saw the memo release date

and skipped right over the event date.


No laughing for me I reckon, I'll be in Ft Myers for work then.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. Don't forget to pay the cops this time, or will the socialism of local taxpayers do it?

[sdfernando]

12. Don't forget the Cow Palace. /nt

[Solly Mack]

13. Guzzlers and Kool-aid drinkers.