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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMelania is to Jackie O
as Honey Boo Boo is to Shirley Temple
Melania is to Jackie O as
rampartc
(5,413 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)Scared the kitten laughing
Green Line
(1,123 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)I mean, would you rather spend your afternoon with Mr. Ed or Secretariat?
Then again, Mr. Ed is something of a joke.
forgotmylogin
(7,530 posts)debsy
(530 posts)Solly Mack
(90,773 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)as Sarah Sanders is to the truth
Best one! So right on both!
hlthe2b
(102,294 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)Don the Con's piss
Dennis Donovan
(18,770 posts)Yeah, I know. I didn't work too hard on that one.
malaise
(269,057 posts)Caliman73
(11,738 posts)A ford Pinto is to a Bentley
malaise
(269,057 posts)As a head of hair is to the Con's comb over
spooky3
(34,460 posts)Andwho will win Wimbledon this year?
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,586 posts)Beringia
(4,316 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)forgotmylogin
(7,530 posts)Playboy actually had intelligent content.
Perhaps even better: Jackie O is to Melania as Playboy is to Hustler.
hlthe2b
(102,294 posts):
?4
malaise
(269,057 posts)Damn!!
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)NRaleighLiberal
(60,015 posts)As whooping cough is to Joni Mitchell.
malaise
(269,057 posts)Ohiogal
(32,006 posts)Firestorm49
(4,035 posts)Melania was dragged into this mess. I view her as a victim of this sham of an administration. As such, Ill cut her some slack.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Then she went on to be a birther, "didn't care" when it was necessary, and has been sponging off the American taxpayer for 2 1/2 years. She gets no slack from me, but you're welcome to your opinion.
malaise
(269,057 posts)with that birther shit - she gets no slack from me. She had some nerve.
MFGsunny
(2,356 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)But I think she sold herself cheap. There isn't enough money in the world to get me to climb into bed with ... that.
3catwoman3
(24,007 posts)If ever there was an persuasive argument for abstinence/celibacy, Cadet Bonespurs is it.
Skittles
(153,169 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)Fuck that illegal alien birther
Skittles
(153,169 posts)she could have left a long time ago but she loves money more than she hates Donald
fuck her "I don't care" plastic ass
homegirl
(1,429 posts)admit it. Melania is Donald's "control." She is put there by Putin and does her job well.
Botany
(70,517 posts)She is his handler.
Butterflylady
(3,544 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)And that TP was used by none other than...IT.
Alwaysna
(574 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,786 posts)There is no comparison.
Melania Trump will NEVER attain the status of a Jackie Kennedy.
hlthe2b
(102,294 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)as Ted Nugent is to Luciano Pavarotti.
Thomas Kinkade is to Caravaggio.
Louie Gohmert is to Stephen Hawking.
peacefreak2.0
(1,023 posts)Is to Stephen Hawking.
malaise
(269,057 posts)erpowers
(9,350 posts)Has anyone started a twitter hashtag? I would be shocked if someone has not started a twitter hashtag about this issue.
malaise
(269,057 posts)Should be fun
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)I guess he doesn't understand that she remarried after her president husband was assassinated? What. A. Fucking. Goddamn. Moron.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)liberaltrucker
(9,129 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)dchill
(38,505 posts)Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)trucker shoots, trucker scores!!!
erpowers
(9,350 posts)Melania Trump is to Jackie O as sweet water is to Cristal champagne.
kozar
(2,118 posts)who ran away as he told her mom" I will not having anything to do with that thing" to me,,who adopted her when she turned 20 years old.. I know it is a personal story,,but it is that kind of stark in my mind. There's just no comparison,, unless we go with "that thing" comparable to "it"
Koz
malaise
(269,057 posts)unless we go with "that thing" comparable to "it"
Nicely played and welcome to DU
I try to make my posts relate-able,, but sometimes I need to explain what is obvious in my mind.. Glad my brain came through in text
Koz
dchill
(38,505 posts)MontanaMama
(23,322 posts)I see what you did there.
malchickiwick
(1,474 posts)jayschool2013
(2,312 posts)lillypaddle
(9,581 posts)My eyes! My eyes!
jayschool2013
(2,312 posts)Patrick Swayze's hair is ridiculously awful!
malaise
(269,057 posts)Talitha
(6,593 posts)Melania is the toilet paper hanging on Shitler's shoe.
Jackie O is our Constitution.
Alwaysna
(574 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)I haven't laughed this hard in ages
Mosby
(16,319 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)ananda
(28,866 posts)nt
malaise
(269,057 posts)50 Shades Of Blue
(10,011 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)on several levels
catbyte
(34,403 posts)CatWoman
(79,302 posts)"Jackie Ho"
malaise
(269,057 posts)KABOOM!
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malaise
(269,057 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)MrsCheaplaugh
(183 posts)Persondem
(1,936 posts)Chanel #5
as vinegar is to prosecco
as cube steak is to rib eye
as an outhouse is to the White House (pre 2017)
as pong is to a PS 4
debsy
(530 posts)... as Captain Crunch is to a yogurt-granola parfait.
... as Mad Dog 40 is to Château Lafite Rothschild.
... as a slug is to a swan. -> Although that is an insult to slugs.
malaise
(269,057 posts)marble falls
(57,112 posts)(or Franklyn Pierce for that matter).
debsy
(530 posts)True Blue American
(17,986 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)3catwoman3
(24,007 posts)...camel toe.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)True Blue American
(17,986 posts)Or Nancy Reagan?
defacto7
(13,485 posts)(I'm sorry)
certainot
(9,090 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)spooky3
(34,460 posts)redstatebluegirl
(12,265 posts)JenniferJuniper
(4,512 posts)to filet mignon and lobster tail
sandensea
(21,639 posts)
"I like presidents who weren't shot, ok?"
defacto7
(13,485 posts)Takket
(21,578 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)Different Drummer
(7,621 posts)UpInArms
(51,284 posts)And she is definitely a cheese that smells awful
Pachamama
(16,887 posts)...and marry Billionaire Putin....
A real Billionaire
Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)TruckFump
(5,812 posts)JHB
(37,161 posts)spanone
(135,844 posts)lark
(23,106 posts)What cubic zirconias are to diamonds, virtually worthless and totally fake in all ways.
malaise
(269,057 posts)In stitches here
Freethinker65
(10,024 posts)JHB
(37,161 posts)...and not thinking it was the history of an oaty breakfast cereal.
Too high a bar to clear.
Stuart G
(38,436 posts)Demonaut
(8,919 posts)BootinUp
(47,165 posts)Dr Vegas
(456 posts)"If Ford is to Chevrolet
What Dodge is to Chrysler
What Corn Flakes are to Post Toasties
What the clear blue sky is to the deep blue sea
What Hank Williams is to Neil Armstrong"
walkingman
(7,628 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)Nice
Olafjoy
(937 posts)I like Hello Kitty, Captain Crunch, and Spanx🤦🏼♀️
Motel 6 is to the Ritz
Doreen
(11,686 posts)compared to a pile of fresh crap.