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WASHINGTONBursting through the Congressional chamber doors while moaning and clutching his shoulder, John Bolton reportedly stumbled into the Capitol building Friday claiming that hed been shot by Iran. Help, help, Ive just been attacked by a large Middle Eastern country around 636,000 square miles in size, said the national security advisor, telling those assembled that hed just been minding his own business when an aggressive Islamic Republic had thrown him on the ground and shot him with a long-range missile. Right after Iran shot me, I heard the nation laugh and say Somebody stop me before I go on a homicidal rampage. It was acting crazed and irrational, and I could smell enriched uranium coming from one of its urban centers. Please, hurry, if we move quickly, we might still be able to catch it before its too late. Upon further questioning, Bolton admitted that the incident had happened so fast that it was possible hed been attacked by Venezuela or North Korea.
https://politics.theonion.com/bleeding-john-bolton-stumbles-into-capitol-building-cla-1834847900
Old article but relevant satire considering recent events.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)something like this in reality. That is just how effed up things have become.
Larrybanal
(227 posts)but with oil tankers...starting a war with iran was what trump said obama would do in 2011 to win re-election and I think he is doing it
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I have no doubt that this is their goal. Just one more very important reason why he/they need to be removed from power as soon as possible. I don't think we can wait until 2020.