Trump will be challenged to make it to his rally (oops! I meant Salute to America) tonight.

[no_hypocrisy]

He's at his golf course now.

Heavy clouds and thunderstorms will not allow him to use a helicopter.

And forget about the roads.

Bet he never figured on the logistics.

[tanyev]

1. Womp Womp.

[JustThinking...]

2. Ha!

Imagine if even HE doesn't show up!!!

[RHMerriman]

3. Not with a bang but a whimper...

Pretty what every woman he's ever slept with has said, presumably.

[RKP5637]

4. He lives in a swamp of his own making. He's a diabolical creature. Maybe he can

just materialize there like a fireball from hell covered in sh**!

[ProudLib72]

5. They can use the baby trump balloon as a stand in

Or the trump on the shitter sculpture.

No one would be able to tell the difference.

[Wellstone ruled]

6. This whole Sh*t show

was carefully scripted and programmed by his Reality TV Production Crew. The Accused Rapist In Chief does zero without a laid out script. The Sucker plays the room which is the hall mark of a Con Man.

The Grand Entrance my friends.

[lark]

7. You are totally right.

He'd never think of the weather, that's too normal and mundane for him to even consider. No, this is about glamour, drama, thin gold plating, and him front and center with adoring repugs (Russian Repugs only) all around and as far as the eyes can see. Now, he would think of hiring extras to fluff the crowd, because it's what he always does - but consider the weather and its' effects on his hair - bet it didn't even occur to him until yesterday or even today. He hates getting his hair wet and what will he do if its' blowing hard and raining - his ultimate hair freakout?

Same as he didn't consider or give a damn about what the tanks would do to the DC streets. Hope the military truly stops this as its' insane.

[Wounded Bear]

8. You mistyped: Salute to a-ME-rica...

[no_hypocrisy]

9. My bad . . . . .

[Wounded Bear]

10. It's all good...

[Talitha]

11. But he'll still claim there were millions of people there, waiting to see him.