tRump Orders DOJ/Commerce To Declare Next Sunny Day to be July 4

[stopbush]

“It’s no big deal,” said the would-be dictator, “the calendar is fake news anyway. We’ll simply redo the calendar to have July 4 fall on the next sunny day. Then every day after that would follow in normal sequence. It’s something Obama should have done but didn’t, because they don’t have the Fourth of July in Kenya.

“Americans don’t deserve a parade, but I do.”