Fuck Off....

[Aviation Pro]

...Horsey Wife^TM you have a fake fucking marriage that is unknown to 99.999998% of the married couples who struggle on a daily basis to make ends meet and to raise their children under circumstances that literally tear them down and often tear them apart.

You are a fucking byproduct of being in the right place at the right fucking time to latch on to 'catch' like Lurch the Fucking Stiff^TM and nothing more as the unrelatable, 'kept' wifey that you are. As for the Sons of Cowardice^TM screaming on a rainy night, try finding an emergency room at three-o-fucking-clock in the fucking morning because your son is running a fever of 105° and you're scared to fucking death that he might go into shock on the 30 mile drive to the hospital as you try and calm his hysterical sister at the same time.

[font size="24" color="red"]YOU PEOPLE FUCKING DISGUST ME WITH YOUR LIES AND FALSEHOODS, YOU FUCKING WALKING WAD OF USED SHIT PAPER[/font]

After the President buries your fucking Stiff I suggest you roll up your fucking extended brood and sail off to whatever island rock you choose to buy where you can live out your fucking life eating fucking cake.

Go fuck yourself, you fucking asshat. Oh, wait, you did last night.

[kestrel91316]

1. A worthy rant!

[COLGATE4]

2. Hear Hear!!

[TheMastersNemesis]

3. Wow.

Yes we feel your pain because we made our money sending your job to communist China. I wonder how many nannies they went through.

[coalition_unwilling]

17. Ann-Feratu employs 'minority maids':

[MADem]

19. Are they MAIDS...or WIVES? And what's up with those FANGS? Is that a photoshop? nt

[coalition_unwilling]

21. AFAIK, not a photoshop. I've had the photo for a long time and

cannot remember where it came from originally.

[MADem]

22. Yikes--she'll get the teen Vampire-Fan vote, then....!!!! nt

[ann---]

31. Was that picture photoshopped?

My goodness she looks terrible there.

[Aviation Pro]

35. Nope, it wasn't....

....

[coalition_unwilling]

38. I cannot vouch for the photo's provenance, as I've had it for a long time and

entirely forgotten where it came from. AFAIK, it's not photoshopped.

[StarryNite]

50. I knew it!

I knew shape-shifters were for real!

[Lint Head]

4. Fuckin' A!

[bunnies]

5. What a great pic of one of her gigglestick moments.

giggle - shrug - giggle - squee!

[Summer Hathaway]

6. Under the circumstances

I think you have been unforgivably polite.

[Aviation Pro]

7. Keeps me from getting banned....

....trust me I could have gone full (insert) on this.

[Summer Hathaway]

10. Not to worry

Your thoughts, even the unspoken ones, came through loud and clear!

As I read each line, I immediately knew what you really wanted to add - but obviously couldn't.

Great rant, great read!

[cindyperry2010]

8. amen

a thousand times over go away and stay the fuck away

[Flashmann]

9. BraVO!!!

There should be a "standing ovation",emoticon......

[ellisonz]

11. You forgot the no-health insurance part...

...because Bain Capital bought your company fired you and only brought you back at half-pay w/no benefits.

[Zalatix]

12. Much too kind! Tell us how ya REALLY feel! K&R

[RagAss]

13. An outstanding DU moment !

[freshwest]

14. Looks like her Majesty is taking a dump on Americans there. Note, they are invisible...

To her and the rest of the GOP.

[WCGreen]

15. Tell us what you really mean, Aviation Pro...

There is too much nuance in your post to discern exactly what you are getting at...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. ROFL!

[MADem]

18. I must say, I think your choice of "Ah'mabout ta piss mah pants!" picture of Queen Ann was perfect!

She looks like she's about to wee wee whilst showing off her new dental caps, or something!

Wonder how much that little outfit cost? Probably more than the wages of many Americans....

[Cha]

20. This is a deservedly, proper

reaction to the shite in the big fat MF, goprick, club for LIARS.

[porphyrian]

23. Heh. n/t

[renie408]

24. You know, I am as pissed off as the next person...

but REALLY?

THIS thread is a great DU moment and worthy of being recommended? Cause, personally, it looks to me like something a sixth grader would write.

Maybe I am just not cool enough or something, but the ability to say the word FUCK repeatedly with zero actual content doesn't exactly highlight our superiority over our opponents.

And we go crazy when they make fun of Michele, but THIS crap is just fine?

Yeah, I know this makes me proud to be a member here.

[progressivebydesign]

36. I'm not cool either. I think the rant is exactly what we hate about the tea baggers. n/t

[oldhippie]

44. Really

I'm with you. This rant will probably be all over FR as an example of "hate speech from the Left."

Really makes us look good, huh?

[Aviation Pro]

45. And who really cares....

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...what those fucking asswipes think?

Not me.

[sweetapogee]

64. add me

to the list

[kimbutgar]

25. So tell how do you really feel?

I agree 100% You said it so well!

[LouisNevitt]

26. WTF

Well this is constructive

[classof56]

28. Welcome to DU. We speak our mind here.

Be great to hear what's on yours.

[sarge43]

39. If Pro's OP gave you the vapors, the Fainting Couch is available

[Cleita]

27. You seem angry.

[byronius]

29. HEAR, HEAR.

Right on, brutha. Tell it.

[Hydra]

30. Might I suggest our new rallying cry?

"Go Galt! Do it!"

[JohnnyRingo]

32. I don't like to judge people by how they look, but....

...there's something about Ann's face that repulses me. She has the smug look of someone who just had to shake a homeless person's hand and can't find the sanitizer.

Unlike some conservatives I also dislike extremely like Bachmann or even Palin, I find Ann Romney very unattractive, so it's not her just background. I think her elite personality shows though in her hard to mask expressions.

Not that anyone asked me.

[Cleita]

33. I wonder how she's going to cope with having to shake hands with

the masses. Maybe she can get a pretend injury to her arm. If she has it in a cast, she won't have to touch anyone. It isn't even her face that gives her away but what she says. I can see the scorn dripping down her face while she talks about "you people".

[TheDonkey]

34. Well done. She is a pathetic and cruel.

It doesn't make me feel good to attack the woman because I don't know her personally but I find her lies and platitudes incredibly insulting.

She grew up in a family of extraordinary wealth only to marry to even more wealth. That isn't a problem. The problem is she has no compassion or empathy for others that do not have the luxury of that family trust fund. Don't lecture me or my family about struggling you smug liar. Don't act like you care about parents that stay awake at night while at the same time supporting a plan to raise these families taxes and "fees" so you can have a tax credit for your fucking dancing horse.

Release your tax returns honey, then I will be able to see how much you've struggled. I'll gladly show you mine. Fuck off.

[sarge43]

40. She's Barbara Bush without the faux pearl necklace. n/t

[speedoo]

54. Bingo.

Bar is who Ann was 40 years ago.

Two worthless POS's.

[sarge43]

63. Self entitled with a 'beautiful' mind

Greatest accomplishment: Married money.

[plethoro]

37. Outstanding. I feel exactly the same about this entitled pompous bore. nft

ddddddd

[panader0]

41. But, but , but--their dining table was an ironing table! I feel so sorry for their horrible struggle

[MrMickeysMom]

42. This explains why my husband turned it off as she was getting ready to talk... about.... LOVE?

Honestly, I know exactly what you mean and I'm am the last person to get the vapors over your rant.

Some part of me wants to see this twit's speech, but I'd find myself unfulfilled regarding what the speech on love was all about.

Love of money?

Love of the great culling to come?

Love of a myth that structures what is truth in your phony ass life.

On second thought, I'll pass on watching your speech on love... and just appreciate the rant.

[abelenkpe]

43. Love it

I posted once that I thought she was a phoney beeyotch and had my post hidden by jury. So be careful....

[ryan_cats]

46. I'll think twice before I recommend folks to this site.

I'll think twice before I recommend folks to this site. Absolutely incoherent and juvenile. If someone had said something 1/100 as bad as this about Michelle, you'd have no problem with that?

You realize that there are movers and shakers from both sides who look here and they find this?

Not only is the original post bad, the rah rah rah crowd isn't any better. I thought we were better than this?

Spare me the concern troll B.S.

People use expletives because they lack the language to make a coherent point. Shame.

Nice title, so it shows up to anyone browsing. You could at least keep the bile in the thread.

Have you no savoir faire?

Does anyone remember the line that basically ended Joseph McCarthy's drunken witch trials?

[Aviation Pro]

47. Hit it Eduard

[ryan_cats]

49. OK, I'll admit it, I'm old and I've never been hip but what was that?

OK, I'll admit it, I'm old and I've never been hip but what was that?

Please, please don't tell me this is some sort of in my face response because frankly, it's pretty lame and that's with the sound off.

Your handle is aviation pro, does this mean you're a commercial pilot? An A&P? Would you want your passengers or better yet, your boss to see what you wrote? Don't they do annual psych assessments for pilots? Do you talk like this at work or would you even talk like this in a crowd?

Surrounded by friends, no big deal although if you ever hear me say the F word, in any situation, it means I'm extremely PO'd and people in the know back off. Unless I'm about to die then I think that is the perfect word to use, preceded by OH! of course.

[Hissyspit]

58. See:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduard_Khil

[ryan_cats]

65. Interesting read, Thank you,

Interesting read, Thank you.

Poor guy, ended up with a stroke, brain damage and eventually coma and death. Having see that happen up front more than once, I hope his family was able to communicate with him during the two months they kept him alive.

Great story but what is the significance regarding my post?

[HughBeaumont]

48. Rec'd as usual.

These two assholey wonders suck the balls of the dead. How is this even close? HOW? They've pretty much managed to alienate everyone that's not a portly white male with high blood pressure and a Fox News jones.

[Drunken Irishman]

51. Ann Romney looks like she's taking a shit in that picture.

[yawnmaster]

52. wow...tons of information here...

this will take me a while to digest.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

53. Ann Romney reminds me of Francine from American Dad

Don't know why.

[Hissyspit]

59. Hmm...

[MFM008]

55. passing you the tylenol......

[Major Hogwash]

56. Amen, brother.

Tell it like it is!!!!

She won't give a tinker's damn that Mitt didn't make it into the White House come November 7th.
She can live the rest of her life as someone who is married to someone who tried to get elected, and then run around in the GOP social circles acting like she is "better than the rest of them".

Because, that is truly what she privately thinks, anyway.

[Amonester]

57. tee-hee :)

[font size=7 color="blue"]LOVE[/font] you AP.

[Care Acutely]

60. everything I've wanted to say

so much better. WAY too awesome. Indeed.

[renate]

61. I think you are being too temperate in your remarks

[Gemini Cat]

62. I wish I could recommend this more than once.

Excellent rant.

[Initech]

66. Bravo!!!!!!!