Trump begins Thursday by calling himself "so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius!"

[Miles Archer]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

A big subject today at the White House Social Media Summit will be the tremendous dishonesty, bias, discrimination and suppression practiced by certain companies. We will not let them get away with it much longer. The Fake News Media will also be there, but for a limited period..

7:30 AM · Jul 11, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

....The Fake News is not as important, or as powerful, as Social Media. They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator with the person who was to become your future First Lady. When I ultimately leave office in six......

7:30 AM · Jul 11, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

....years, or maybe 10 or 14 (just kidding), they will quickly go out of business for lack of credibility, or approval, from the public. That’s why they will all be Endorsing me at some point, one way or the other. Could you imagine having Sleepy Joe Biden, or
@AlfredENeuman99
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7:30 AM · Jul 11, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

...or a very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1000/24th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius! Sorry to say that even Social Media would be driven out of business along with, and finally, the Fake News Media!

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[Cracklin Charlie]

1. When did he take the escalator ride?

Stable genius can’t remember shit.

[Cartoonist]

2. Insert siren sound here

They have dispatched the wagon, haven't they?

[tanyev]

3. Competent rational adults simply do not talk that way.

[Stuart G]

5. Your 9 words tell more truth than everything Trump has ever said,

Here they are: " Competent rational adults simply do not talk that way."

[ScratchCat]

8. Exactly

And it takes fewer than two dozen Republican Senators to signal to Nancy Pelosi that they would vote to convict and he would be out of office before 2020 gets here. But they choose to hold the country hostage. It can never be forgotten.

[kentuck]

4. A real stable horse's ass.

Everything about him is fake.

[C_U_L8R]

6. A true pile of manure

[CatMor]

7. Even a 12 year old could write better than that....

and be more of an adult. Trump is not mentally fit. He also never looks in a mirror.

[thegoose]

9. Great looking?

Bloatus is the most repulsive bastard...

[democratisphere]

13. Few will believe that one.

Our eyes don't lie.

[Takket]

10. I've said this before but...

This guy is so obnoxious and over the top that if you even tried to created a fictional character that was this obnoxious, no one would buy it. It would totally lack believability.

[gratuitous]

11. Needy Amin breaks loose again

Sounds like he's really sore about having to unblock all those people he blocked on Twitter.

[True Dough]

19. "Needy Amin" is a new one to me

Well played!

[NewJeffCT]

12. we had a good looking stable genius

from January of 2009 to January of 2017. Sadly, we now have an obese troglodyte with the temperament of a spoiled toddler

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. We have a fucking 3 year old for a President

If he does happen to win re-election, we’re doomed, it’s that simple

[mercuryblues]

20. I've raised 4

3 year olds, I have 11 nieces and nephews. Not a one of them acted this way, ever.

[Tanuki]

15. I think we can expect a whole lot of distraction today to turn the conversation

away from Trump-Epstein-Acosta, the GOP attempt to destroy affordable health care, and a host of other critical issues. Misdirection is the stock in trade of any con artist.

[Miles Archer]

16. It's executive order day, supposedly he's going to add the citizenship question to the census

He's getting himself stoked for his big moment.

[Tanuki]

17. Good point. His narcissism is in overdrive, and he will be

even more insufferable than usual. What an embarrassment to our nation, and what an utter betrayal of everything we value.

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. JHC! He's fucking NUTS!

[uppityperson]

21. "1000/24th"????

[Initech]

22. Oh please!!! We all know there's only one real stable genius out there: