Oh Lookie! The printed ad for the Buy-a-stripper golf tournament

[Ilsa]

suggests what your stripper might do.

Strategically placed lipstick:



Next time (surely there will be one), I hope a bunch of women or LGBTQ people will "buy" the services of these women to turn trump into a joke. (Not that misogyny is a joking matter.)

[jberryhill]

1. It's traditional to have your balls kissed for good luck

[cwydro]

2. Bwahaha!

Well played!

[FakeNoose]

3. Right - there's no double entendre there

[Ilsa]

4. Which is why women should liberate the strippers

by "buying" them, and keeping them busy all day. Might not be able to stop the after-party at the strip club, but it might screw up trump's macho optics.

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. I remember learning that on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson"

Or maybe that's just one of those apocryphal stories. Time to check out Snopes...

[dameatball]

8. Yup, Arnie's wife said it.

[PJMcK]

5. The graphic artist made a stupid error

The lipstick is an obvious sexual innuendo that took about an ounce of creative thought.

However, look at the golf club behind the ball. The iron is addressing the ball backwards! That's a left-handed club and the rear side of the clubhead behind the ball.

I hate shit like that. Years ago, I worked on a Broadway musical and the artist used musical notes on the show's poster. There were two problems: First, the music was not from the show, (it was actually a boogie-woogie bass line). Second, the musical notes were backwards. Stupid and sloppy.

[jberryhill]

7. Step up, Plant your feet firmly, and Address the ball.....

[Ilsa]

9. Bravo! nt

[PJMcK]

11. "Hello, ball"

Classic!

[Ilsa]

10. Had to show the polished, shiny side of the club.

Besides, I bet the eye-tracking is on the lips anyway.