Broken News: Twitter Trips - Trump Throws Tantrum!

[MineralMan]

Washington,

Twitter Trauma Triggers Trump Tantrum

President Donald Trump picked up his tweeting machine at 3PM and got an error message on Twitter. In frustration, he threw his iPhone against the wall, shattering its glass screen. "How can I tweet now?" he exclaimed. "I have something to say and I can't Tweet! Someone get me a tweeter that works, so I can post, Goddamn it!" His toilet aide rushed in after hearing this clamor, only to find the President smearing feces on the wall frantically. At last report, Secret Service officers had responded, but were not able to give Trump a working tweeter-box. The tantrum continued.

More on this broken story as we receive updates...

[mokawanis]

1. His toilet aide rushed in

lol loved that part. Thank you for giving me a good laugh today!

[11cents]

3. English monarchs did have their "Grooms of the Stool"

And it turned into a very powerful position by Tudor times. Trump's a student of history, of course.

[MineralMan]

4. Yes, and after his recent trip, he got one for himself.

[MineralMan]

2. Update: The Last Thing Seen on Trump's Twit-Box

[iluvtennis]

9. LOL...glad the backend server went down on the moron. nt

[Turbineguy]

5. What's the

thingy for?

[MineralMan]

6. It is there to alert the gullible and those prone to panic.

I have found it a necessary accessory for this kind of post, unfortunately.

[Soph0571]

7. Heh

The best satire and all that...

[usaf-vet]

8. Twitter could save the country and parts of the world.....

..... if they shut down until after 2020 election day or until Trump is safely strapped into a restraining vest and talking....no lying to himself in his padded cell.

[ehrnst]

10. The sure sign of a mature, thoughtful politician - thin skineed Twitter tantrums...

[nolabear]

11. Payback for being left out of the "summit"?

Man, I’d give up Twitter forever if it meant he threw a rod.

[Marcuse]

12. Film at 11.

[ProudLib72]

13. But what insightful message had he scrawled on the wall in feces?

Inquiring MAGAts need to know!

[George II]

14. Well done.

[Moostache]

15. Well, small mercies are better than none...LOL

At least his attendant did not have to witness the spreading of the feces on Trump himself...THAT image might burn out the retinas!

[Rhiannon12866]

16. They need to replace it with this, and that would eliminate the foreign hacking, as well: