Nabbed at traffic stop with rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and Kentucky Deluxe

[Tanuki]

And it wasn't even in Florida!

https://kfor.com/2019/07/10/logan-co-man-allegedly-driving-stolen-vehicle-filled-with-uranium-a-rattlesnake-and-kentucky-deluxe/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_content=5d26f8568e73cc000164616d&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

"GUTHRIE, Okla. - Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed the two had a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.

Stephen Jennings is charged with possession of a stolen vehicle, transporting an open container of liquor, operating a vehicle with a suspended license, and failure to carry security verification form. Rachael Rivera is charged with possession of a firearm after a former felony conviction."....(more at link)

[htuttle]

1. "Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

-- Major T. J. "King" Kong, Dr Strangelove

[redwitch]

4. LOL

One of the best moments in the film!

[johnp3907]

5. HA!!

[VOX]

7. The word "Vegas" was looped over "Dallas" in the film...

It was determined to be too soon after JFK’s assassination for such a joke. Watch Slim Pickens’ lips in that great scene, you can see him mouth the word “Dallas.”

Hopefully, I haven’t bored any cineastes with known trivia.

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. "But Officer..all this was in the car when I stole it"

might still be a stab at a defense.......

[brer cat]

6. ...

[Princess Turandot]

3. The title of the article sounds like it came from a random word generator! nt

[Volaris]

8. There has GOT TO BE, more to this lol...

'a canister of raidoactive urainium powder' isn't something you just fucking pick up at either the local liquor OR reptile store...

There has GOT to be more to this...and it's either going to be riotiously funny or fucking terrifying.